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No, I really don't.

geez. why not?

starvingeyes wrote:i have a girlfriend, lol, but i can't wait to dump her.

Dude....

In other news, I've decided I'm gonna ask the girl I like out before valentines day comes up...when is valentines day feb. 14?

yup

Alright....ummmm someone kindly HELP me think of a good way to go about that.

ask her at gunpoint! she'll never say no!

If she did now that would be rejection at it's worst

Ask her, punch her in the face, vomit, pull down your pants, and jump out the nearest window.

how could she resist?

How could she resist me or Josh's method of asking her out?

the Josh Method.

Oh I know that is a damn good method, but the windows in my school don't open.

ahh, that speaking of teachers made me think of one of my gym teachers. he is HOT. every girl in my school has a crush on him, and all the guys want to be him. lol it's funny really.

anyways. so i like this guy, and i don't know if he likes me, what else is new? and of course i'm too chicken shit to tell him.

I'm starting to think a secret crush on someone is better than having nobody to like at all. I have had an absence of boys with any brains whatsoever from my life for way too long.

ok, you guys, i went over to my girlfriends house last night and when i got up to leave this morning she was really pissing me off. like, she kept grabbing on to me and not letting me go and i'm like 'baby i gotta go to work' and she's like 'ooh i hate when you leave in the morning' and i'm like 'shut up and go back to sleep you clingy psycho' except i didn't actually say that but just thought it.

so i should dump her right? like she's definitely over the line right?

YEAH. YOU SHOULD.

o btw if any of you guys need tips on how to be pimps and get laid a lot ask me or doug we do it all the time

starvingeyes wrote:ok, you guys, i went over to my girlfriends house last night and when i got up to leave this morning she was really pissing me off. like, she kept grabbing on to me and not letting me go and i'm like 'baby i gotta go to work' and she's like 'ooh i hate when you leave in the morning' and i'm like 'shut up and go back to sleep you clingy psycho' except i didn't actually say that but just thought it.

so i should dump her right? like she's definitely over the line right?

Over the line? She's so far past the line that she can't even see the line. The line is a DOT to her!!
I think you should burn down her house.

Rusty wrote:Oh I know that is a damn good method, but the windows in my school don't open.

even better
you'd just bounce off the window and then could finish it off by rolling away