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Posted: **3/7/2007, 4:23 pm**

Dear CM

I love you for bringing doucheburgers and fucktards into my life.

Posted: **3/7/2007, 5:35 pm**

always glad to oblige <3

Posted: **3/10/2007, 6:53 pm**

Dear Boy,

I resisted. And you won. And now you want to renig on your prize? You suck. Go die.

Henrietta

Posted: **3/11/2007, 4:08 am**

renig?

Posted: **3/11/2007, 7:13 am**

anagram of:
e-grin
reign
in erg

i think she meant reign (not raine haha) shit i need more cofffee

dear clocks why are you doing weird things and springing ahead i like sleep.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 8:21 am**

dear weather,

thank you for turning all autumn-y.

i kinda got tired of taking showers every three hours. THANK YOU!

*BIG HUGS*

Posted: **3/11/2007, 10:52 am**

showers get rid of the winter?
must try that

dear doucheburgers

get the heck out of my office.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 1:00 pm**

Wow, that is really weird because I honestly thought renig was a word. Meh.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 1:13 pm**

it is a word..we were just teasing - it was spelt wrong...you know landog he is like that

re·nege
1. to go back on a promise or commitment
2. in cards, to fail to follow suit when able and required to do so

Posted: **3/11/2007, 2:46 pm**

crustine wrote:showers get rid of the winter?
must try that

dear doucheburgers

get the heck out of my office.

It's summer/autumn where she is now. I'm guessing the showers help with the incredible heat.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 5:08 pm**

Dear Printer,
no, you are not out of paper. I gave you an entire stack of paper. Please desist in complaining about both this, and your non-existent backwards photo card, and start printing, dammit!
No Love,
Andrea.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 5:36 pm**

^

awww.

AnnieDreams wrote:
crustine wrote:showers get rid of the winter?
must try that

It's summer/autumn where she is now. I'm guessing the showers help with the incredible heat.

it kinda does when it turns 38 degrees plus an insane amount of humidity. :nod:

~~~

dear mosquitos,

PLEASE STOP. NOW.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 9:13 pm**

Sweet, at least I was close.

Posted: **3/11/2007, 9:22 pm**

Dear all retailers in my locale:

Why in the heck do NONE of you have copies of Kingdom Hearts, one, in stock? Hmmm?

You're all bastards.

Posted: **3/12/2007, 4:38 pm**

Dear honours thesis "progress report" presentation,

Go write yourself!

~Christa

Dear code for thesis,

Stop giving me this "segmentation fault" crap. Work already!

~Christa

Posted: **3/13/2007, 12:19 am**

Dear Russell,
Perhaps our previous chat did not get through to you. This essay is due TOMORROW! Please stop killing yourself slowly.
Sincerley,
Russell

Posted: **3/13/2007, 6:01 pm**

DEAR MOSQUITOS.

I SAID STOP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

AAAAAAARGHEDRGKLDSNFESLKFNLSEF.

~ sonya.

Posted: **3/13/2007, 9:14 pm**

Dear Brain,

If you want to play hard, you gotta work hard. You're not working very hard, yet playing hard. Fix it before you implode!!!

Posted: **3/13/2007, 9:20 pm**

dear certain people,

check your freakin' pms already!

love, saman

Posted: **3/13/2007, 10:15 pm**

Dear Russell,
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!?!?!?!?!?!!
Lovingly yours,
Russell.

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