TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA) IV

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/1/2006, 9:23 pm

I was poking fun. You remember jokes.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 8/1/2006, 9:27 pm

Yeah I know what jokes are but with you I have a hard time reading your sarcasm.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/1/2006, 9:28 pm

It's my fault really.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 8/1/2006, 10:04 pm

now was THAT sarcasm?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/1/2006, 10:04 pm

Its true.

I thought you lost your sense of humor with that tragic car accident. The one we lost Willie in. You remember Willie?

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/1/2006, 10:34 pm

He was just a young kid wasn't he? Had an IQ of 187. Smart as a tack he was. On his way to introduce some researchers to some cold fusion machine he had cooked up. Probably would have changed the world. He promised to show me how cook the perfect burger. It's a shame we lost him. I could have used a good burger.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/1/2006, 10:44 pm

Damn shame it was. Damn shame.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/1/2006, 10:53 pm

Funny story though, both the front and back tires on the right side blew out at the same time. The SAME time. Dragged us across the median and into on-coming traffic. Lucky we hit a truck full of mattresses. T-boned it. Willie didn't have a chance though. Thin bones and all. It's all pretty funny if you think of it. Minus the dying and all.

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 8/1/2006, 11:31 pm

that last bit sounds EXACTLY like something out of the catcher in the rye

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 8/2/2006, 10:34 am

You people are crazy. Or under the influence.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/2/2006, 5:08 pm

Or crazy.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/2/2006, 9:00 pm

its4am_isanybodyhome · Post by **its4am_isanybodyhome** » 8/2/2006, 9:08 pm

that's cute in a kind of hilarious, frightening way.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 8/2/2006, 9:49 pm

Tonight was hilarious. I went out to dinner wif my Rachael and while we were in the car the following conversation ensued:

Me: You know what I don't get?
Rachael: *knows that what's coming will make her brain explode* What?
Me: Why they named the semicolon the way they did.
Rachael: ......
Me: Well, the semicolon is a dot-comma, and the colon is a dot-dot. Wouldn't they have named them in reverse? Because the dot-comma is the full thing whereas the dot-dot is only part of a dot-comma! So shouldn't the colon be the semicolon and the semicolon be the colon?
Rachael: O_O I need to get in the right lane, please let me in now...Must change topic of conversation!

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/3/2006, 10:26 am

Lmao
I love you megan

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 8/3/2006, 1:43 pm

I think you and I would make great friends Megan. I am always "wondering" the weirdest things and my friends keep telling me not to wonder so much. :lol:

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 8/3/2006, 8:05 pm

I also shouted out in the middle of drunken karaoke one night, THAT'S A SUPERFLUOUS APOSTRAPHE!!!

They had put an apostraphe in a word that wasn't possessive or a conjunction! I got all upset.

Such is the life of an English major :lol:

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 8/4/2006, 1:05 am

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 8/4/2006, 7:27 am

I'm insane and I make absolutely no effort to hide it :lol:

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/4/2006, 8:46 pm

The Balled of Ricky Bobby is one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time. My mouth hurts from laughing so hard.
Everyone should see it. EVERYONE.