Posted: 3/1/2007, 2:27 pm
Dear weather,
Please turn to spring, someday. I forget what grass looks like.
Please turn to spring, someday. I forget what grass looks like.
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Posted: 3/1/2007, 4:51 pm
Tom Jones you SOB, start dancing! Quit using age as an excuse!
Posted: 3/1/2007, 9:36 pm
lando you start dancin...
Posted: 3/2/2007, 4:33 am
Dear yahoo,
Why has my account been messed up? Why can't I log in? Why has my personal info been changed? Why is this the second time this has happened to me? And last but not least, why don't you care?
Why has my account been messed up? Why can't I log in? Why has my personal info been changed? Why is this the second time this has happened to me? And last but not least, why don't you care?
Posted: 3/2/2007, 10:10 am
Henrietta wrote:Dear weather,
Please make up your mind. Are you winter or are you spring?
I agree with this one! This rain on top of snow crap is getting old.
Posted: 3/2/2007, 3:18 pm
You guys are lucky to have rain! love the rain!
(everytime I typed rain, I added an e...)
(everytime I typed rain, I added an e...)
Posted: 3/2/2007, 10:09 pm
do you realize how difficult those lab meetings are?
Posted: 3/4/2007, 9:00 am
Dear English Teacher,
57 questions on Random Passage? That's just too many. Not enough time!
57 questions on Random Passage? That's just too many. Not enough time!
Posted: 3/4/2007, 1:06 pm
everyone enjoy your sushi..please please please dont get food poisoning. *turns off refrigeration at the sushi restaurant*
...and no i didnt want to be invited!
...and no i didnt want to be invited!
Posted: 3/4/2007, 1:35 pm
Dear doucheburger,
If you think I might be mad at you, don't ask if I am and then go offline for 2 days. Just a thought, but some people don't like it when people do stupid things like that.
Heart, The girl that's mad at you.
If you think I might be mad at you, don't ask if I am and then go offline for 2 days. Just a thought, but some people don't like it when people do stupid things like that.
Heart, The girl that's mad at you.
Posted: 3/5/2007, 5:17 pm
Dear Sarah,
I commend you on your use of the word "doucheburger". well put.
I commend you on your use of the word "doucheburger". well put.
Posted: 3/5/2007, 6:28 pm
i work with a gaggle of doucheburgers!
Posted: 3/5/2007, 7:14 pm
dutch or douche?
That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous douches, or to take arms against a sea of dutchmen, and by opposing end them?
That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous douches, or to take arms against a sea of dutchmen, and by opposing end them?
Posted: 3/5/2007, 9:11 pm
man i love lando
Posted: 3/6/2007, 11:54 pm
Dear Society?
Why do you have norms that I feel obligated to conform to? How do you manage have such power? It may be amazing, but it still definitely irritating.
Cass
Posted: 3/7/2007, 8:44 am
dear body,
please stop being a bitch and let me spend at least a day or two without taking painkillers. i´m going home soon. LET ME REST IN PEACE.
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dear argentinian doctors,
shut the fuck up. i know i´m in pain, you fucktards. stop being fucking stupid and FIX ME.
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dear boy,
i loooooooooove yoooooooooooou.
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sincerely,
sonya.
please stop being a bitch and let me spend at least a day or two without taking painkillers. i´m going home soon. LET ME REST IN PEACE.
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dear argentinian doctors,
shut the fuck up. i know i´m in pain, you fucktards. stop being fucking stupid and FIX ME.
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dear boy,
i loooooooooove yoooooooooooou.
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sincerely,
sonya.
Posted: 3/7/2007, 9:07 am
Dear Russell,
Perhaps you have forgotten but sleep is a vital part of life. You've been forgoing an awful lot of sleep lately. In fact you're going to sleep in class today, I can sense it. Perhaps a nap is in order.
Sincerley,
Your body.
Perhaps you have forgotten but sleep is a vital part of life. You've been forgoing an awful lot of sleep lately. In fact you're going to sleep in class today, I can sense it. Perhaps a nap is in order.
Sincerley,
Your body.
Posted: 3/7/2007, 10:09 am
Dear Realtime Worlds,
Why do you insist on making it so difficult to level up on my driving skill? Bastards.
Sincerely yours,
Need-a-life
Why do you insist on making it so difficult to level up on my driving skill? Bastards.
Sincerely yours,
Need-a-life
Posted: 3/7/2007, 12:41 pm
Dear computer,
I really want to put music on my ipod. Please let me. I beg you.
Cass
I really want to put music on my ipod. Please let me. I beg you.
Cass
Posted: 3/7/2007, 4:13 pm
Dear Chamber Choir,
Please resist from stroking your massive choral egos. You can sing octatonic scales. I get it. Congratulations.
Please resist from stroking your massive choral egos. You can sing octatonic scales. I get it. Congratulations.