Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/1/2007, 2:27 pm

Dear weather,
Please turn to spring, someday. I forget what grass looks like.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/1/2007, 4:51 pm

Tom Jones you SOB, start dancing! Quit using age as an excuse!

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 3/1/2007, 9:36 pm

lando you start dancin...

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 3/2/2007, 4:33 am

Dear yahoo,

Why has my account been messed up? Why can't I log in? Why has my personal info been changed? Why is this the second time this has happened to me? And last but not least, why don't you care?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/2/2007, 10:10 am

Henrietta wrote:Dear weather,

Please make up your mind. Are you winter or are you spring?

I agree with this one! This rain on top of snow crap is getting old.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/2/2007, 3:18 pm

You guys are lucky to have rain! love the rain!

(everytime I typed rain, I added an e...)

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 3/2/2007, 10:09 pm

do you realize how difficult those lab meetings are?

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/4/2007, 9:00 am

Dear English Teacher,
57 questions on Random Passage? That's just too many. Not enough time!

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 3/4/2007, 1:06 pm

everyone enjoy your sushi..please please please dont get food poisoning. *turns off refrigeration at the sushi restaurant*
...and no i didnt want to be invited!

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 3/4/2007, 1:35 pm

Dear doucheburger,
If you think I might be mad at you, don't ask if I am and then go offline for 2 days. Just a thought, but some people don't like it when people do stupid things like that.
Heart, The girl that's mad at you.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/5/2007, 5:17 pm

Dear Sarah,
I commend you on your use of the word "doucheburger". well put.

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 3/5/2007, 6:28 pm

i work with a gaggle of doucheburgers!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 3/5/2007, 7:14 pm

dutch or douche?

That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous douches, or to take arms against a sea of dutchmen, and by opposing end them?

crustine · Post by **crustine** » 3/5/2007, 9:11 pm

man i love lando

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 3/6/2007, 11:54 pm

Dear Society?

Why do you have norms that I feel obligated to conform to? How do you manage have such power? It may be amazing, but it still definitely irritating.

Cass

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 3/7/2007, 8:44 am

dear body,

please stop being a bitch and let me spend at least a day or two without taking painkillers. i´m going home soon. LET ME REST IN PEACE.

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dear argentinian doctors,

shut the fuck up. i know i´m in pain, you fucktards. stop being fucking stupid and FIX ME.

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dear boy,

i loooooooooove yoooooooooooou.

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sincerely,
sonya.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 3/7/2007, 9:07 am

Dear Russell,
Perhaps you have forgotten but sleep is a vital part of life. You've been forgoing an awful lot of sleep lately. In fact you're going to sleep in class today, I can sense it. Perhaps a nap is in order.
Sincerley,
Your body.

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 3/7/2007, 10:09 am

Dear Realtime Worlds,

Why do you insist on making it so difficult to level up on my driving skill? Bastards.

Sincerely yours,
Need-a-life

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 3/7/2007, 12:41 pm

Dear computer,

I really want to put music on my ipod. Please let me. I beg you.

Cass

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 3/7/2007, 4:13 pm

Dear Chamber Choir,
Please resist from stroking your massive choral egos. You can sing octatonic scales. I get it. Congratulations.