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Remember when we had that love topic and i posted something about this guy Matt that i was totally in love with throughout high school and then he left the school and i never got to tell him how i felt? Well, i saw him today. He came to the school to see some people, i guess. I don't know why i didn't say anything to him. And then after i saw him at the mall with some girl.

no fun.... i know what its like though

It hurts. I was totally not thinking about him before but then i saw him today and all my feelings for him came back again. And now i can't stop thinking about him.

its like that out cold movie, but only that form of events wouldn't ever happen, but i know what things like that are like.... it sucks incredibly

boys... they only cause trouble. that said...i sure love 'em

if we cause trouble what do you girls cause

oh shut up..you're just trying to cause trouble

girls cause boners, yo

dude. that was totally profound.

whenyoukissedme wrote:girls cause boners, yo

Most of the time. Gays are the exception.

primetimefool wrote:dude. that was totally profound.

thank you.

*clumsyrific* wrote:"when you have your own car, you can listen to whatever radio station you want...this is MY car!"

"Common sense, Bethany, Common sense!"



...and I have to see her today.

Me: I finally found out what my psych test score was, I think I did well, since I took the test the day after the concert. I received a 90%

Mom: Ooooh. That's great.


Nothing I ever do is good enough. Nothing, damnit!

I have the same problem.

"Mom, I got a 4.0."
"That's nice, dear."

"Mom, I'm valedictorian."
"That's nice, dear."

"Mom, I was accepted with honors to my first-choice university."
"That's nice, dear."

"Mom, I got a 95% on my math test."
"WHAT? Do better next time!"

Doesn't that suck?????? NOTHING is ever good enough for my mom. I don't think she realizes what she's doing to me. ...And I wonder why I'm so messed up.

Last year:

Me: Mom, I got an 85 on my chem class...the average was 50.

Mom: wow. it's not WOW! good job! I'm proud of you, Bethany! It's wow.

I don't know why I discuss these things with my mother, she just makes things worse.

dude my niece brought home her first c ever. to make it worse she brought home 2 of them. i have never seen her mom so pissed off. but hey they were gt classes and she's just started playing in the school band and is on the state champion chess team. but no, she got yelled at. her father (my brother) no doubt was even more pissed. this is the same dude that FAILED a class becuase he started playing football. double standards! oh well she's my niece and i'm proud of her.

DUDE DID I JUST SAY THAT?!

LIAM wrote:my grandma used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free"

My mom said that to me once when she was trying to find out whether or not my bf at the time and I were sleeping together ..

Well she said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" but it's the same thing ..

I abhore my psychology professor. He should die a horrible death....grr!

Yeah, I have fun little conversations with my parents too.

Me: Hey mom, I got a perfect score in my World History class.
Mom: So would your brother.
Me: OK mom, bye mom.

< walks out of room >

Me: Hey dad, I have the highest grade in my World History class
Dad: Are you dean's list yet?
Me: It's my first semester of college....and it takes two semesters of all A's to get on it.
Dad: Talk to me when you are on it.

I am surprisingly numb to their bullshit now, and I kinda find it to be funny.

ah yes... mom im on deans list.

mom: thats nice. paul (my brother) are you pitching in tommorows game because if so I need to make you dinner.

parents are a bitch to the smart kids but they will regret it.