Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:38 pm
you know...why don't you go....suck an egg! 
(I dunno, my roommate said that a few days ago
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(I dunno, my roommate said that a few days ago
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Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:39 pm
omg, my mom says that all the time.
Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:41 pm
It smells like updog in here.
Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:41 pm
my grandma used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free" that also explains why she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday.
Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:42 pm
Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:42 pm
Posted: 10/9/2002, 4:57 pm
*cough*
how about that funky weather? el nino i tells ya. or is it el nina now? stupid hermaphroditic weather
how about that funky weather? el nino i tells ya. or is it el nina now? stupid hermaphroditic weather
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:04 pm
Aerindipity wrote:It smells like updog in here.
You know you have smatter on your shirt?
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:05 pm
some of my dad's sayings:
"it's raining out like a cow peeing on a flat rock."
"it's colder than a well-digger's ass in the klondikes."
my brother-in-law, Steven, uses the following:
"that's fucked up like a snake in a lawnmower."
"it's raining out like a cow peeing on a flat rock."
"it's colder than a well-digger's ass in the klondikes."
my brother-in-law, Steven, uses the following:
"that's fucked up like a snake in a lawnmower."
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:07 pm
Man, those made me laugh. 
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:09 pm
my newest saying:
"Bethany, why did you run into the door? why did you get orange spray in your nose? etc"
me: BECAUSE I'M BETHANY, THAT'S WHY!
"Bethany, why did you run into the door? why did you get orange spray in your nose? etc"
me: BECAUSE I'M BETHANY, THAT'S WHY!
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:13 pm
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFront door.
We used to say that when kids to get mom all ruffled.
We used to say that when kids to get mom all ruffled.
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:15 pm
LOL!!!! we used to do that too!!!
Why don't you go kiss my....asssssssparagus!
Why don't you go kiss my....asssssssparagus!
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:20 pm
the best one i've heard is "i'm fucked like a slut on whoreday!"
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:21 pm
fluttergirl wrote:some of my dad's sayings:
"it's raining out like a cow peeing on a flat rock."
"it's colder than a well-digger's ass in the klondikes."
my brother-in-law, Steven, uses the following:
"that's fucked up like a snake in a lawnmower."
One of my dad's:
"THat thing's shut tighter than a bull's ass in fly season."
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:22 pm
You couldn't get a clue if you were in the middle of a field of horny clues, wearing clue musk and doing the clue mating dance!
I don't think that makes any sense, though.
I don't think that makes any sense, though.
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:24 pm
your parents actually say these things???
My mom doesn't have any funny sayings, except, "I'm going to take a slow boat to China," and "If you do bad things, you'll get hurt," "It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to do this," and my ultimate favorite, "Bethany, you scare the hell outta me."
My mom doesn't have any funny sayings, except, "I'm going to take a slow boat to China," and "If you do bad things, you'll get hurt," "It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to do this," and my ultimate favorite, "Bethany, you scare the hell outta me."
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:26 pm
My mom swears at me in portugese. Most of the time, i have no clue what she's saying, so i just laugh at her 
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:26 pm
Oh, my favorite thing my mother says to me is:
"Aerin, did you take your medication today?"
Oh, and lest I forget,
"I can do it because I'm older. It's my turn. When you're older, it'll be your turn."
Yeah, MY TURN TO PUT YOU IN A HOME!!!!!!!!
"Aerin, did you take your medication today?"
Oh, and lest I forget,
"I can do it because I'm older. It's my turn. When you're older, it'll be your turn."
Yeah, MY TURN TO PUT YOU IN A HOME!!!!!!!!
Posted: 10/9/2002, 5:29 pm
"when you have your own car, you can listen to whatever radio station you want...this is MY car!"
"Common sense, Bethany, Common sense!"
...and I have to see her today.
"Common sense, Bethany, Common sense!"
...and I have to see her today.