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Maybe it's her lack of acting skill...

Wow, you really hate the girl.

Hey Josh, what do you say we put petty debates aside and just towel whip the shit out of Lando?

Watch Elf and Hitchhiker's again and focus on her acting, even if you love her, you won't disagree with me on this. Her poorest asset is definitely her acting. I'm not saying she's a horrible actress and ruins the film, but she's nowhere near Oscar worthy.

Take the movie Barb-Wire for instance. Pamela Anderson had a lot of fans, but there's no way anyone can say it was because of her acting skill... People still saw it. The movie still bombed. People still thought she was hot. She was still a bad actor.

You're comparing Zooey Deschanel to Pamela Anderson?

Not your most cogent argument, Lando...

i'll agree with you though. she's not a great actor, but it hardly makes her not hot.

Actually it is. Because most of the discussion is focused on physical appearance which is clearly this actresses strong point.

she's hotter than Pam Anderson

And to me, it's really not that strong of a point either!

For instance, it's not the way she delivers her lines, she seems to carry on alright that way, but it's her placement and timing. It's like she knows her in frame placement and hits her mark, but when it's not her speaking role, she sits there and almost stares off blankly as if not even listening to the other actor. However, I don't believe this is the case or that it's an interaction problem, it seems almost more like she's reciting her partner's lines in her head until it's her time to deliver her line again. It's also the biggest possibility of why she's like that too, because it's known that A LOT of actors do this. Especially in Stage Plays. I didn't look into her acting history or anything, but there's a lot less focus on close ups of Stage actors so this flaw isn't noticed as often when doing live Theatre. Once you're in frame you have to make up for all the times when you're waiting for your partner to deliver their lines. She doesn't seem to know how to carry herself on screen that well... Maybe she's new or maybe she has to read cue cards because she can't remember her lines very well... Everyone has problems like this. Take Tom Cruise for instance, he's so severely dislexic that he cannot read a script. He has to learn his lines by listening to audio tapes. Marlon Brando, known as one of the greatest actors ever even used cue cards for a lot of his movies. Some say it was because he refused to learn the lines, and he was just a stubborn man, others said he had trouble with memorization.

I don't know what the truth is, my point however is that she isn't a strong actress, I'm glad she has pretty blue eyes. That's her strong point, but anyone who would say she can give a truly amazing acting performance has a lot to learn about acting lol.

Because clearly "The NEW Sexy Girls Thread. Revived once again. *grumble*" is all about the artistic merit.

But in all honesty, I didn't notice anything wrong with her acting (though I wasn't exactly watching to critique her anyways, in which case I may have noticed). So, until I do notice, I'll continue worshiping her beauty.

Axtech wrote:Hey Josh, what do you say we put petty debates aside and just towel whip the shit out of Lando?

Agreed.

I'll hit the face and nipples, you work the genitals.

(And please, God, don't let this be pagebabied)

lmfao, that would have been a nice one.

*wets the tip of his towel*

Let's get started, shall we?

I don't like this line of conversation.

"Wetting the tip of my towel"? Sheesus!

Get your mind out of the gutter and back into the fight!

Yes baby.

Honestly, I don't see why any of you find her attractive. Her eyes are pretty-ish I guess, But she looks so normal.. Its a first for this thread I must say. I'll have to go with Lando though, her face is her sell point. That or her boobs. But hey, its Hollywood. I mean, if Paris Hilton can make it...

Less arguing, more hot women.

Agreed.

Rob.

Take it off.

One Shot Juanita wrote:Honestly, I don't see why any of you find her attractive. Her eyes are pretty-ish I guess, But she looks so normal.. Its a first for this thread I must say. I'll have to go with Lando though, her face is her sell point. That or her boobs. But hey, its Hollywood. I mean, if Paris Hilton can make it...

So, someone has to have large breasts to be in this thread? Or just fall into the mold of what Hollywood deems beautiful? I actually find her a lot more attractive than most others in this thread. I see the cut-from-the-mold pinups posted in this thread and they do absolutely nothing for me.

I don't see how "normal" is a bad thing.

However, beauty is largely subjective (although it does tend to follow some natural guidlines, symmetry being one), so arguing over whether or not someone is attractive is just rediculous.

And I don't know where to start with the unintelligible reference to Paris Hilton. I can see that you're trying to say that both are famous because of beauty. And while I wouldn't exactly call Zooey famous, and I haven't seen enough of her acting to make a call on that, I can definately say with some degree of certainty that Paris Hilton is not famous because of her looks. She's famous because she's a rich vapid slut.