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+mute Dr.Johny

old coot!

[05:01] <WTE> You guys, I just realized something. This album marks a never-done-before event.
[05:02] <WTE> The first OLP album to have the same first letter as another OLP album!!! Holy crap!! Get the streamers out!!
[05:02] <nikki4982> hahahah
[05:02] <nikki4982> it's bad that it took me a few seconds to think of the other album that starts with h
[05:02] <jaded> yep moi as well
[05:02] <nikki4982> i personally enjoy how many of the song titles start with the letter a
[05:03] <WTE> Well, once I finished typing I was like, "Wait, is that actually true?"
[05:03] <jaded> I was like, "Haveed?"
[05:03] <WTE> haha
[05:03] <nikki4982> hahaha
[05:03] <nikki4982> we suck
[05:03] <WTE> Mm.
[05:03] <jaded> there isn't an album that starts with a verb
[05:03] <jaded> I mean
[05:03] <jaded> a vowel
[05:03] <nikki4982> hahah verb
[05:03] <jaded> I'd like to buy a verb Alex!
[05:04] <jaded> wait
[05:04] <nikki4982> hahahhaha
[05:04] <jaded> wrong host
[05:04] <WTE> That's true, too, unless you interpret Live differently.
[05:04] <nikki4982> pat
[05:04] <nikki4982> pat would be mucho confused if you said to him "I'd like to buy a verb Alex!"
[05:04] <xjsb125> [05:03] <jaded> I'd like to buy a verb Alex! <------wrong game show!
[05:04] <nikki4982> now somebody here has to get on wheel of fortune and say that
[05:04] <xjsb125> haha
[05:04] <WTE> Welcome to thirty seconds ago, Matt!
[05:04] <WTE> oh god
[05:04] <WTE> don't mute!
[05:04] <xjsb125> The user wte has been temporarily muted.
[05:04] <nikki4982> hahaha
[05:04] <nikki4982> poor kid
[05:05] <WTE> I like being called fetus

[01:17] <WTE> If I were friends with Steve, I'd play pranks on him so much.
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[01:17] <nikki4982> hahahah why?
[01:17] <nikki4982> steve's SO nice
[01:17] <WTE> I dunno.
[01:17] <mx_pyper> now whos steve
[01:18] <WTE> Exactly.
[01:18] <jaded> I would put random pieces of plate glass around his apartment, like in the middle of the hallway, and have him walk into them
[01:18] <mx_pyper> sorry im stupid
[01:18] <WTE> Nice people are very trusting.
[01:18] *** Parts: ImagiNation020
[01:18] <WTE> OLP guitarist, mx.
[01:18] <jaded> and then jump out from behind a couch and laugh
[01:18] <nikki4982> HAHAHAHA mean!
[01:18] <ken_maida> that evil!
[01:18] <WTE> Haha, I like this jaded fellow.
[01:18] <nikki4982> remind me never to hang out with you
[01:18] <nikki4982> cos i'm nice
[01:18] <ken_maida> lol
[01:19] <jaded> I'd be like HAHAHAHA and he'd be laughing too, then he'd be like, "Okay, can you help me find my eye?"
[01:19] <WTE> I was more thinking like, "Hey Steve, there's a nickel in that open piano over there." "Wow!"
[01:19] <WTE> You know what would happen from there.
[01:19] <nikki4982> HAHAH find his eye
[01:19] *** Parts: tigrrrlily832f
[01:19] <WTE> Or maybe I'd be like, "Hey, Bob lost his copy of the CD and needs to borrow yours. Let me bring it to him."
[01:20] <jaded> "also he wanted a bit of your hair to sell on ebay"
[01:20] <WTE> Haha
[01:20] <WTE> Bob's a dirty old man, it would seem.
[01:20] <WTE> a creepy, dirty old man

[2005-08-28 01:58] <WTE> sigh. sarag, will you be my friend?
[2005-08-28 01:58] <aflowers> yes , i will
[2005-08-28 01:58] <aflowers> not
[2005-08-28 01:59] <aflowers>
[2005-08-28 01:59] <WTE> Hoora...
[2005-08-28 01:59] *** Parts: WTE

burn!

Waiting to Exist wrote:[2005-08-28 01:58] <WTE> sigh. sarag, will you be my friend?
[2005-08-28 01:58] <aflowers> yes , i will
[2005-08-28 01:58] <aflowers> not
[2005-08-28 01:59] <aflowers>
[2005-08-28 01:59] <WTE> Hoora...
[2005-08-28 01:59] *** Parts: WTE

wow, sarag was on the hub? :O

I know, right?! She needs to come on againnnn.

I always know where Sarag is. +Stalk.

right
thanks
i uh
hit capslock
i was that mad

lowercase,dear.

[09:51] <nikki4982> i hope the setlist expands for tonight!
[09:51] <nikki4982> you got mod all set to record?
[09:51] <nam_kablam> NEVER!
[09:51] <nikki4982> :O
[09:51] <nikki4982> you'll make teedus cry
[09:52] <nam_kablam> GOOD
[09:52] <nikki4982> hahaha
[09:52] <nam_kablam> I will pee my pants if the setlist expands
[09:52] <nikki4982> hahahah what if they just add like... one song?
[09:52] <nikki4982> just a little pee?
[09:52] <afealicious> just a squirt.
[09:53] <nam_kablam> lots of URINE
[09:53] <nikki4982> hahahah
[09:53] <nikki4982> make sure to aim for the band
[09:53] <nam_kablam> if one new song is added I'll be more excited!
[09:53] <nikki4982> let them know how excited you are
[09:53] <nam_kablam> I'll aim my urine at the new setlist
[09:53] <nikki4982> hahahhaha
[09:54] <nikki4982> well at least you'll defintely get to have that one
[09:54] <nikki4982> nobody'll wanna touch it
[09:54] <nam_kablam> '=]
[09:54] <nam_kablam> guess I'll have to pee on all of them
[09:54] <nikki4982> hahahah
[09:54] <afealicious> HONKS
[09:54] <nikki4982> HONKS
[09:55] <nam_kablam> HONKS

... later...

[22:07] <Axtech> Hopefully on the Chart website they'll pair up the new OLP mag with the Naked Duncan one, so I can buy both.
[22:07] <nikki4982> haha that'd rule
[22:07] <afealicious> yummmm
[22:07] <nikki4982> top hat duncan and naked duncan... together as one
[22:08] <nikki4982> =|o-|-<
[22:08] <Axtech> The next issue will feature Naked Duncan in a top hat!
[22:08] <nam_kablam> :O :o
[22:08] <afealicious> droolworthy.
[22:08] <afealicious> no, no, no
[22:08] <afealicious> peeworthy
[22:08] <afealicious> yes.
[22:09] *afealicious pees on magazine racks everywhere!
[22:09] <nam_kablam> urine factor = 10!
[22:09] <nikki4982> HAHAHA
[22:09] <nikki4982> oh lord, a new term
[22:09] <nikki4982> someone go add that to the cm dictionary

[23:11] <jaded> YAY they just announced that they're going t be giving away the our lady peace tickets to have breakfast with the band, good I didn't sleep in
[23:11] <jaded> my station is kind of stupid, they play all the new shit over and over again then balance it out with a few old guns and roses songs
[23:11] <Axtech> But they could be wrong. They like playing Matt Good, but they don't seem to know much about it.

-later-

[23:28] <jaded> ok I need help, anyone have a good idea as to why I want to meet our lady peace? something original
[23:28] <jaded> because to win, you have to call and leave a message and say why you want to win
[23:29] <Axtech> hmmm
[23:29] <Axtech> Avoid the usual "because im there biggest wittle fan since the first album - Gravity" nonsense.
[23:29] <afealicious> your dog died in a car accident and clumsy reminds you of him/her/it
[23:29] <Axtech> haha
[23:29] <Axtech> Especially Car Crash
[23:30] <afealicious> or even Superman's Dead!
[23:30] <afealicious> because your dog was Superman.
[23:30] <jaded> I said because I really wanted to meet the drummer because I've wanted to meet him for years, and I almost met him one time but didn't realize it was him until after, and I want to make it up
[23:30] <afealicious> that's noble
[23:30] <afealicious> go into more detail about how you're a drummer and all that
[23:31] <jaded> yeah, I figure I'll try this, I thinkt hey're doing something different to give them away everyday
[23:31] <jaded> so if this doesn't work, then whatever
[23:31] <jaded> I can try something else tomorrow haha

-later-

[23:34] <Dr.Johny> tell'em that you want to slap Raine around with a rubber chicken
[23:35] <jaded> that would be pretty awesome, I should do that anyway
[23:35] <Axtech> Tell them that you want to meet them so much that you went to the online OLP community to get suggestions, and the only crap we could come up with was "my dog died and Clumsy reminds me of him", and "I want to slap Raine with a rubber chicken".

-later-

[23:37] <jaded> thanks, I did that
[23:37] <jaded> I said exactly what you wrote
23:39] <afealicious> [23:35] <Axtech> Tell them that you want to meet them so much that you went to the online OLP community to get suggestions, and the only crap we could come up with was "my dog died and Clumsy reminds me of him", and "I want to slap Raine with a rubber chicken".--------------HAHAHAA!
[23:39] <jaded> that's what I told them, hahahaha
[23:40] <Axtech> Nice
[23:40] <jaded> everyone should tune into the fox feed to listen to see if I won
[23:41] <Axtech> When will they announce the winner?
[23:41] <jaded> I have no idea
[23:41] <jaded> in the next hour and 20 minutes
[23:41] <Axtech> ahh
[23:41] <jaded> but how they'll announce it, I dont know
[23:41] <Axtech> Okay
[23:44] <jaded> lalalala

-later-

[00:44] <jaded> I WON!
[00:44] <Axtech> WHAT~??!?
[00:44] <Axtech> Seriously?!
[00:45] <afealicious> holy crap they accepted your reason!??
[00:45] <Axtech> Are you serious?!
[00:45] <Axtech> YOU WON!?
[00:45] <jaded> yes!!!
[00:45] <afealicious> my god
[00:45] <Axtech> HOLY SHIT
[00:45] <afealicious> CONGRATULATIONS! :D:D
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[00:46] <afealicious> did they announce your reason on the radio???
[00:46] <Axtech> THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME
[00:46] <Trig> Such language!
[00:46] <jaded> yep!!!!
[00:46] <afealicious> SHUT UP TRIG YOU FUCKER
[00:46] <Trig> I'm sorry. :*(***
[00:46] <afealicious> rubber chicken and all?
[00:46] <George> daughter Judy!!
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[00:46] <afealicious> insane!
[00:46] <jaded> ^H MY FUCJKIOGNOlkmd
[00:46] <jaded> sdjakfljakljdsf
[00:46] <jaded> I GET TO MEET OLP
[00:46] <jaded> OH MY GOD
[00:47] <Axtech> YOU GET TO HAVE FUCKING BREAKFAST WITH OLP

-later-

[00:47] <Axtech> [11:33] <jaded> anyone have a good funny reason I can call in from my cellphone? hahaha
- [11:33] <jaded> I wonder if the dog thing would work
- [11:33] *** Parts: CreedFeed
- [11:34] <Dr.Johny> tell'em that you want to slap Raine around with a rubber chicken
- [11:34] *** Joins: CreedFeed
- [11:34] <jaded> that would be pretty awesome, I should do that anyway
- [11:35] <Axtech> Tell them that you want to meet them so much that you went to the online OLP community to get suggestions, and the only crap we could come up with was "my dog died and Clumsy reminds me of him", and "I want to slap Raine with a rubber chicken".
[00:48] <Teedus18> "Hey Raine, can you pass the syrup?" "Listen kid, I'm not fucking mommy."
[00:48] <Trig> Such language!
[00:48] <jaded> I KNOW
[00:48] <afealicious> BRING A FUCKING RUBBER CHICKEN
[00:48] <Trig> Potty mouf!
[00:48] <afealicious> DO IT
[00:48] <Axtech> LMAO
[00:48] <Axtech> YOU HAVE TO!
[00:48] <jaded> THANK YOU SO MUCH





^sweet, eh? :lol::lol:

[22:59] <nikki4982> 1 minute :O
[22:59] <afealicious> are we at 1 minute yet?
[22:59] <afealicious> yay!
[22:59] <its4am_isanybodyhome> there are too many jens:(
[22:59] <its4am_isanybodyhome> whats one mintue?
[22:59] <jaded> and I will be at the radio station next tuesday at 7:30am PST, 10:30 eastern, and I might end up on the air, who knows
[22:59] <afealicious> the album release technically!
[22:59] <afealicious> damn lag!
[22:59] <nikki4982> haha
[22:59] <Teedus18> 30
[22:59] <Teedus18> 29
[22:59] <Teedus18> 28
[22:59] <jaded> september 6th
[22:59] <nikki4982> i love the "technically"
[22:59] <Teedus18> 27
[22:59] <nikki4982> hahaha the lag's killing the countdown
[22:59] <iarecanadian> haha
[22:59] <WTE> 5
[22:59] <WTE> 4
[23:00] <Teedus18> Happy HEALTHY DAY
[23:00] <WTE> 3
[23:00] <nikki4982> HAPPY HIPT DAY!
[23:00] <WTE> 2
[23:00] <WTE> 1
[23:00] <afealicious> HAPPY NEW ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *opens champagne*
[23:00] <WTE> TIME
[23:00] <iarecanadian> HAPPY HIPT DAY
[23:00] <afealicious> yaaaaay!!!!!

[00:00] <nikki4982> hahaha we're such dorks

[14:37] <Axtech> I'm BORED
[14:41] <Axtech> Someone entertain me!
[14:43] <Axtech> Now, damn it!
[14:45] <Axtech> :*(**

[02:34] <cyke68> i wish gail would get nekkid and share some pics of it!
[02:34] <Trig> <--already nekkid.
[02:34] <George> Nobody loves a nekid bot :*(***

[05:20] <eeyore> hello young lady!
are you alone?
up during the evening hours and able to play hockey wiht me?
yes?
are you a robit?
i leave noe
hello!
[05:20] <nikki4982> hahahhahahaa
[05:20] <eeyore> i take that as a yes
[05:20] <eeyore> to all of the above
[05:20] <eeyore> score!
[05:20] <nikki4982> hahah