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Aww, he's adorable! Definitely not 70s porn.

Then again, he kind of looks like an ex of mine....OMG DO YOU LIVE IN UTICA??


...wait, my ex is the youngest of 8, and he's 27. Never mind...*hides*

but that suit is sooo pimp

hahahahaha

he's the younger of 2 and he's 18
i live in michigan

and he's cute at first
then you find out he bought red to match my green dress. we're going to be christmas at the arabian prom.

then you find out he really wants to do you.

then you find out he's got a list of sophomores and freshman he wants to do over the summer. and he's a senior.

then you find out your 14 old sister is on that list.

and then he's just not so adorable anymore.

but the suit is pimp.

...So if he's such a scumbag, why are you going to prom with him and not your girlfriend?

Hell, why are you going to prom with him at all?

well. he asked me before i knew all of this stuff.

and he's nice to me when i see him. and i'll feel bad just dumping him. i figure i'm a big girl and i can handle myself.

besides, my girlfriend is taking our best friend jordan, because he's a freshman and other wise couldn't go.

and so i don't want to go alone either.
i don't know. he's amusing. and the rest i just won't think about.


this may bite me in the ass. eek.

I went to prom with a hornball.
He's an asshole.
I regret it.
I wish I'd gone with someone nicer, or not gone with anyone at all.

I hated both of my proms. Stupid proms. Stupid stupid.


I hope you have more fun than I did!

thanks. i'm going to have fun, i'm determined.

we've got plans and strategies. you see, i have to be home by one prom night (total lie, i'm good all night and i'm going to my girlfriends house)

and i have to be at 'my dad's house' when he asks why he's dropping me off at a different place than he picked me up at.

i'm allergic to alcohol.
and any other beverage he may try to feed me.

i have a terrible fear of kissing. mouths= scary

and if all else fails...
"what are you doing?"
*prom date gives a blank stare*
"hands off. i don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that"

Haha. Nice.

Hope it goes according to plan.

I went to prom with Sandy. We had been dating for 6 months.

And now he's my hubby and it's 7 years later!

woah I feel old now.

awwwwwww that's so cute!!! <3

haha, i booked my girlfriend a year in advance for next years prom.

oh yeah that was the other thing, i told my date i'd go with him before i was dating my girlfriend.
otherwise i never would have said yes.

I thought I saw Tony Danza in a porno once

He probably was in a porno or two in his youth...I wouldn't be surprised.

It was rather hilarious.

cold cold days.

time scheduling!

Haha. Prom. I'd just broken up with my long-term boyfriend, and a mutual friend of ours volunteered to go with me. I turned him down, though, because the previous year he'd taken the LAST girl this ex of mine had fucked over, and I just didn't want that same weird pity pattern. Catch: it's two years later, and now I'm dating the friend who volunteered to be my pity date Dang, shoulda known a good thing when I saw it.

Anyways I went with two friends of mine from class, Bible Study Girl and Studious Asian Girl, but I still managed to have fun somehow Just kidding, I do love them. Oh, and I almost killed us on the way there when the car ahead of us spun out in the intersection (it was pouring rain). Defensive driving saved my prom!

I get to go to prom this year even though I am only in grade 10 (I love you Rusty!) but my parents keep threatening to not let me go even though I all ready paid because I have been "actting out" really they just don't like Rusty cos I haven't been doing anything differently than I did before I started dating him. They are also threatening to move closer to where they work if I continue to "act out" cos stopping me from seeing all my friends is really gonna help the situation.

that sucks, cas :/

my parents also annoy me. they're swimming in debt and yet they keep buying stupid, unnecessary things like big screen tvs (we already have one! not to mention two otherwise perfectly fine normal sized tvs. what's the point of buying another?!) and satellite receivers. and then when i get a hold of a good sum of money THAT I EARNED!, they act like it's a bad thing because "i'm just going to waste it all away". my mom told me yesterday that she was hoping i wouldn't get the money and that the people should've put it directly into my student loans, even though half of it is already going directly into my student loan. because "we're loaded with debt"

/rant

awwwww Saman, don't let your parents get you down! As we all should know by now parents are very annoying and quite oftenly stupid. I suggest telling them it's your money and that they should worry more about what they spend their's on!