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HA!!! I DID WRITE THAT!!!

Okay guys, sorry. It's Chuck Palahniuk (woah, so I can spell his last name, just not his first! That's great. Well...if the "i" weren't so close to the "u" this wouldn't be a problem. Gah.) not Chick.
And he's not a chick. He's a guy. FYI.

Amazing author as well. Read "Diary" *nods*

Transfer of "OKGO day matrix screenshot.JPG" is complete.

wellllllllllll
i guess i can't complain about anything today
its not worth it
besides there is nothing to complain of
(well yes there is, me being the biggest exaggerater ever on the face of this planet. but i won't.)


ciao

humorously

.denise. happy bday jacq!xD says:
my memory likes to escape

kerri says:
the book I have to read for my project sucks but i chose it because it's short
alexandra says:
what is it?
alexandra says:
also, that is a valid criterion
kerri says:
some shit about nazis
alexandra says:
those crazyass mothers
kerri says:
yeah apparently they hated jews
kerri says:
or loved them
kerri says:
i dont remember
alexandra says:
probably hated them
alexandra says:
sounds more likely
kerri says:
oh ok, you better be right, because that's what i'll write about
alexandra says:
also didn't poland invade germany or something? better add that too.
kerri says:
yeah, Poland was a great power from what I seem to recall
kerri says:
as was Luxembourg
alexandra says:
no wonder it's so economically fierce these days
alexandra says:
and all the job opportunities..!
kerri says:
one of those eastern european tigers
alexandra says:
in romania my family is royalty
alexandra says:
we have elephants and servant girls
kerri says:
do you get to ride them?
alexandra says:
yeah, but the elephants are off limits

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The townspeople revel in her solitude, and when she is not married by thirty, they “…were not pleased exactly, but vindicated.” (32) She spends years of her life alone, closed inside a house she refuses to leave.

I've got a tree for

Ooo, I'm joining the CM now. More people to annoy!



erg, that was from someone on le cc. ack.

happening fish wrote:alexandra says:
in romania my family is royalty
alexandra says:
we have elephants and servant girls
kerri says:
do you get to ride them?
alexandra says:
yeah, but the elephants are off limits

Clairence stuart you can tell from the state of my room they let me out to soon says:
hehe this is from msn today about angelina jolies near collapse...The beautiful star was rushing through Los Angeles International Airport when she became unsteady and had to sit down.

Fellow passengers said the screen beauty - who is romancing Hollywood heartthrob Brad Pitt - had to recover from her dizzy spell by sitting in a chair for several minutes.

Handle cash, work cash register

Robber Allegedly Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich

(CBS) CHICAGO Move over Hamburglar. Chicago may have its own ham-robber.

Police say a man used what they call a “gun-shaped” object in his attempt to rob a Humboldt Park bar at 1013 N. Western Monday night.

But a tipster tells CBS 2 the weapon was actually a ham sandwich molded into the shape of a gun.

The ham-robber fell on his way out of the bar and was arrested.

Brian Latuszek has been charged with aggravated robbery.

(© MMV, CBS Broadcasting, Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/local_story_326075957.html

And if the devil'd take her I'd thank him for his pain
I swear to God I'll hang me self If I get married again

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