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[04:57] <xjsb125> i will get a telephoto lense for the handycam though
[04:57] <xjsb125> cause im not gonna be on the floor and video a concert
[04:57] <xjsb125> plus it takes still pictures
[04:58] <nikki4982> ooooh
[04:58] <nikki4982> well, you can't really take pictures AND bootleg the concert with the same camera haha
[05:00] <xjsb125> yeah
[05:00] <xjsb125> i wonder how i can sneak a tripod in
[05:00] <xjsb125> *ponders*
[05:02] <nikki4982> pants leg? pretend your leg's broken? haha
[05:03] <xjsb125> plus i'll need the mini disc too
[05:03] <xjsb125> for josh
[05:03] <nikki4982> hahahah stupid josh
[05:03] <nikki4982> just do the camera, man
[05:03] <nikki4982> the more equipment, the more likely you'll be caught
[05:03] <xjsb125> fuck, i'll just sneak a recording studio in
[05:03] <nikki4982> hahahha
[05:03] <xjsb125> that would be awesome
[05:04] <xjsb125> have my pc and video equipment set up next to the soundboard
[05:04] <nikki4982> hahahahhaha
[05:04] <xjsb125> "hey you got a plug i can borrow?"
[05:04] <nikki4982> "what are you doing?" "what, me? nothing."
[05:05] <xjsb125> "why do you have a computer, video camera, digital camera, mini disc, and 3 vcr's set up here sir?"
[05:05] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[05:05] <nikki4982> "no reason"
[05:05] <nikki4982> "oh, carry on then."
[05:05] <xjsb125> "sweet"
[05:05] <nikki4982> hahah
[05:06] <nikki4982> *imagines matt with all that stuff in his pants getting past security*
[05:06] <nikki4982> "why are you walking like that, sir?"
[05:06] <xjsb125> "im hurt you bastard!"
[05:06] <nikki4982> hahahaha
[05:06] <nikki4982> the vcrs would be the most interesting
[05:07] <nikki4982> maybe you could wear them on your feet like shoes
[05:07] <xjsb125> possibly
[05:07] <nikki4982> (this mental picture's killing me)
[05:07] <xjsb125> haha
[05:07] <nikki4982> and this is totally going on the cm
[05:08] <xjsb125> hahaha
[05:08] <xjsb125> in reality
[05:08] <xjsb125> i think im gonna try to strap the handycam on the inside of my leg somehow and wear some baggy shorts
[05:08] <nikki4982> yeah, that'd be safest
[05:09] <nikki4982> belt?
[05:09] <nikki4982> like, an elastic belt
[05:09] <xjsb125> i thought aboot getting some boxer briefs or spandex shorts and sewing a pocket onto the inner thigh
[05:09] <nikki4982> ooh that'd work
[05:09] <nikki4982> just make sure to wear underwear under them, too hahah
[05:09] <xjsb125> olpness cam
[05:10] <nikki4982> *nods*
[05:10] <nikki4982> man, if you accidentally started recording
[05:10] <nikki4982> hahahahhha
[05:10] <xjsb125> otherwise we could have a really really special feature on the dvd
[05:10] <nikki4982> *nods*
[05:11] <nikki4982> i wonder if you could get a doctor to make you a fake cast to stow away the tripod in haha
[05:11] <nikki4982> with like... hinges to get it on and off
[05:12] <xjsb125> now we're getting ridiculous
[05:13] <nikki4982> hahhaha ridiculous?! you're just not thinking creatively enough!!!