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Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:19 pm
by Rusty
happening fish wrote:*draws a map*


*studies map* Remember pointing things out is helpful.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:19 pm
by happening fish
"So... are you nervous?"

"About what?"

"You know... s-e-x"

"Abe, I like my humpin' like I like my martinis. Dry. Nerves barely even enter into it!"

"Ha! Right! I'm definitely not nervous about sleeping with Joan!"

"Uh... Cleo?"

"Who?"

"What?"

...

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:19 pm
by happening fish
oh man i can't stop!
clone high ate my brain!! :*)***

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:21 pm
by happening fish
"You know Abe, I'm having such a magical night in the meat locker, and I can't wait to see the magical meat in your locker."

"Cleo! Our lockers are back at school, and.... ohhhohhohoh!"

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:21 pm
by happening fish
SEE?

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:23 pm
by happening fish
you know, if you do a google image search for "clitoris" you get some very helpful diagrams... not that I'd link to any of them here :eek:

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:25 pm
by Axtech
I've got my oven mitts. 8-)

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:28 pm
by happening fish
Hey Robbo, I hope this doesn't rub you the wrong way, but I'd like to rub you the right way...

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:32 pm
by Axtech
I uh didn't see it coming either.

And by "it", I mean ME!

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:33 pm
by Axtech
You make me so angry I could kiss you!

Posted: 10/19/2005, 7:57 pm
by happening fish
I SAID THAT! then i went back and edited the post to the rubbing thing!

Christ Robbo, you make so angry I could piss glue.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 8:03 pm
by Lando
I miss alexandra

Posted: 10/19/2005, 8:07 pm
by Axtech
I have a rash on my back.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 9:08 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
Rusty wrote:the girl was convinced that having foreskin made it so much bigger so there would be more to....err..."fit in." We tried to explain that it was just skin, but she still thinks that it means that it's so much bigger with foreskin.



thats when you just say

"yes that is true."
then try and sleep with her


and for the women, technically it does make it wider to an extent
just because their is obviously more skin

Posted: 10/19/2005, 10:48 pm
by Bandalero
clone high ate alexxx's brain because i made her sing the theme song to me last night......in bed. totally got me off.

Posted: 10/19/2005, 10:49 pm
by happening fish
it's true.

Posted: 10/20/2005, 2:25 am
by Gimme_Shelter
alright this is all my knowledge right here

guys gave a penis, girls have a vagina


you all sort it out from their

Posted: 10/20/2005, 2:39 am
by Gimme_Shelter
seriously people


use this knowledge to your advantage

Posted: 10/20/2005, 2:44 am
by thirdhour
Gimme_Shelter wrote:alright this is all my knowledge right here

guys gave a penis, girls have a vagina


you all sort it out from their



I don't know who you gave your penis to, but I think most guys like keeping thiers.

Posted: 10/20/2005, 2:44 am
by Gimme_Shelter
im telling you all, keep the questions going

i've got answers



I’m like the male equivalent of that old skank on TV