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The time when this story was written was very difficult for african-american women

(x) Slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex <br>
(x) Slept all night in a bed with a person of the same sex <Br>
(x) Slept for more than 12 hours
(x) Missed a week of school or more
(x) Put chapstick on more than 5 times in an hour
(x) Kissed more than one person in a day
(x) Kissed more than two people in a day
(x) Created a myspace survey
( ) Eaten a worm
(x) Jumped on a trampoline
( ) Ridden a unicycle
(x) Done something special for someone else
( ) Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
( ) Paid more than $50 for food at a fast food resturant
( ) Got caught for cheating on a test
( ) Talked on the phone while going to the bathroom
(x) Brushed your teeth while on the phone
(x) Worked in fast food
(x) Written a poem
(x) Randomly called people out of a phone book
(x) Been on a yacht
( ) Own a yacht
(x) Know what a yacht is
(x) Been called egotistical
( ) Put bananas in your cheerios
(x) Lied to a friend to make them feel better
(x) Dated someone more than 2 years older than you
( ) Eaten frosting out of the original container
(x) Had a dream about a myspace friend
(x) Fallen in public
(x) Had your pants rip
( ) Recently had a PB&J sandwich
( ) Met your principal's parents
(x) Killed an animal
(x) Been perscribed to 3 or more medications by a doctor
(x) Wished you were an only child
( ) Used your friends razor with out them knowing?
(x) Been unproud of a decision you made (is that even a word?)
(x) Worked for a family member
(x) Been told you were too young
( ) Made out in a car
(x) Screamed a vulgar or profane word in a crowd of people you didnt know
(x) Kissed a friend, then their best friend
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) Gotten away with a lie to your parents
( ) Been dumped the night of a dance and left without a date
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Attempted suicide
( ) Gone out with a person one of your parents set you up with
( ) Hate to admit you are wrong
(x) Ridden on a shopping cart
(x) Danced in a store
(x) Went into a store in socks
(x) Worn a tiara
(x) Been in a play
(x) Gone to church/synagogue more than 2 times in a week
( ) O.D'd on stuff in your medicine cabinet
( ) Copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) Made a movie (I'm assuming that me and Tessa's love and tampon documentaries count)
(x) Dressed "gothic"
(x) Been called "gothic"
(x) Worn 5 or more layers of clothing
(x) Had a stalker (Ally!)
( ) Been to California
( ) Lived on a house boat
(x) Swam in clear blue water
(x) Sat in a doctor's office with a friend
(x) Ran across 6 lanes of traffic
(x) Made fish lips
(x) Hit on a waitress/waiter
(x) Taken pictures with a stranger
( ) Been to Busch Gardens
(x) Stayed in a hotel room with 3 other school mates
(x) Made a public speech
(x) Been on cable television
(x) Choreographed a dance
(x) Felt used
(x) Made a smoothie or milkshake
(x) Had fun at work/school
( ) Watched Desperate Housewives
(x) Watched a movie so often you could quote every word (Richie Rich, Grease, Rocky Horror)
(x) Listened to an old NSYNC or Backstreet Boys CD AFTER they were popular
(x) Kept something from a past relationship
( ) Given someone false flowers
(x) Been given a flower by someone
( ) Taken a foreign language
(x) Gotten to school at 6:15 in the morning
( ) Not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
(x) Laughed for no apparent reason

the coolest sounding colour is #FFDEAD, too bad its ugly

oh shit this is josh's font

EMI executives have now admitted that America is no longer on
Williams' agenda. "In order to crack the U.S. market, we probably
would need six months to a year to do it. It simply isn't in his
schedule now," EMI Music chairman/CEO Alain Levy said today (Nov. 16)
in a conference call with reporters.

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If death were indefinitely put off
The human psyche would end up
Well, like the gambler of the Twilight Zone episode.

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