Someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole,
someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole,
someone's in the kitchen with Bob Dole...
that's really all I've got right now. Say, do you know, does Bob Dole cook?
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awkward is the new cool
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I got a forward from my engineer roommate of engineer jokes, which I sent to my mom cause my dad's an engineer and it drives her nuts. It included this joke:
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
>> "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well,
>> I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
>> woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
>> her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded
>> approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
I just got an email back from her saying that she had shown him the jokes and he liked them, but "he didn't understand the one with the great bike."
I LAUGHED UNTIL I COULDN'T BREATHE.
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
>> "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well,
>> I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
>> woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
>> her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded
>> approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
I just got an email back from her saying that she had shown him the jokes and he liked them, but "he didn't understand the one with the great bike."
I LAUGHED UNTIL I COULDN'T BREATHE.
awkward is the new cool
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"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Today this happened:
Very nice stranger: Hey man, can I talk to you for just a minute?
Me: Sure thing, what's up?
Him: If you were to die right now, what do you think would happen?
Me: (thinking: is he mugging me?) I'm not sure man.
Him: You don't have any idea at all?
Me: Man, I'd normally love to talk about this with you but I really need to study for my midterm tomorrow.
Him: Oh oh, that's cool, can I just give you this pamphlet? *hands me a happy little Christian pamphlet*
Me: Thanks!
Him: So what're you studying for?
Me: Human genetics and ev..o..lution...
Him:
God bless him, he was such a nice guy.
Very nice stranger: Hey man, can I talk to you for just a minute?
Me: Sure thing, what's up?
Him: If you were to die right now, what do you think would happen?
Me: (thinking: is he mugging me?) I'm not sure man.
Him: You don't have any idea at all?
Me: Man, I'd normally love to talk about this with you but I really need to study for my midterm tomorrow.
Him: Oh oh, that's cool, can I just give you this pamphlet? *hands me a happy little Christian pamphlet*
Me: Thanks!
Him: So what're you studying for?
Me: Human genetics and ev..o..lution...
Him:
God bless him, he was such a nice guy.Just because I am sexy, naked, a bassist, and sporting a top hat doesn't make me Duncan Coutts!
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lol i've had to do similar things when talking to a devout protestant friend of mine.
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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joe_canadian wrote:Today this happened:
Very nice stranger: Hey man, can I talk to you for just a minute?
Me: Sure thing, what's up?
Him: If you were to die right now, what do you think would happen?
Me: (thinking: is he mugging me?) I'm not sure man.
Him: You don't have any idea at all?
Me: Man, I'd normally love to talk about this with you but I really need to study for my midterm tomorrow.
Him: Oh oh, that's cool, can I just give you this pamphlet? *hands me a happy little Christian pamphlet*
Me: Thanks!
Him: So what're you studying for?
Me: Human genetics and ev..o..lution...
Him:
Why weren't you and Jess in pysch?!
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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