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You know what's a sure fire way to cure anything?

Drinking forty glasses of water every day.

Wouldn't that much make you really ill? If you drink too much water it dilutes everything in your body so much it doesn't work any more.

i am convinced my manager is super pissed at me. we are having a meeting tomorrow and i am pretty sure he is going to say something about me. i'm scared.

Soozy wrote:One of the guys I work with told me yesterday that he likes me. Which was totally unexpected!! But I don't feel the same way about him at all so now things will probably get all awkward and icky

Just tell him the truth. You only date hot canadian men.

Soozy wrote:Wouldn't that much make you really ill? If you drink too much water it dilutes everything in your body so much it doesn't work any more.

yes if you drink that much it messes with your sodium/potassium levels and you go into shock or something and die.

The Edge wrote:Damn You Bethany! *shakes fist*

my goal in life is to infect everybody with pink eye and sinus infection/cold

so far....two people + johnathan

I'll get you my pretty and you little doggy too!

And it screws up your electorlytes!

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:

Soozy wrote:One of the guys I work with told me yesterday that he likes me. Which was totally unexpected!! But I don't feel the same way about him at all so now things will probably get all awkward and icky

Just tell him the truth. You only date hot canadian men.

Why didn't I think of that? If only you'd been there!

PS - what's pink eye??? It sounds like a type of duck.

i hate the days i feel like shit and i have no idea why and no reason to feel this way

Soozy wrote:

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:

Soozy wrote:One of the guys I work with told me yesterday that he likes me. Which was totally unexpected!! But I don't feel the same way about him at all so now things will probably get all awkward and icky

Just tell him the truth. You only date hot canadian men.

Why didn't I think of that? If only you'd been there!

PS - what's pink eye??? It sounds like a type of duck.

What Are the Symptoms of Conjunctivitis?


Burning, itchy eyes that discharge a heavy, sticky mucus may indicate bacterial conjunctivitis.
Copious tears, a swollen lymph node, and a light discharge of mucus from one eye are signs of viral conjunctivitis. People with viral conjunctivitis often have symptoms of an upper respiratory infection or cold.
Redness, intense itching, and tears in the eyes may indicate allergic conjunctivitis.
Inflamed red bumps are usually visible on the underside of the upper eyelid, especially while contacts are being worn in people with giant papillary conjunctivitis. The contact tends to ride up on the eye with blinking.



^^^ for your reading pleasure

Thanks Bethany. Why didn't whoever it was just say conjunctivitus?? (actually, having just typed it I know exactly why )

I've never ever heard it called pink eye - you learn something new every day

cause everybody calls it "pink eye" here

probably because americans are stupid and can't say "conjunctivitis"

Canadians cant either it seems. I've always used pink eye.

I looked at those pictures and now my eyes itch

edit: post 800 *dances*

Soozy wrote:Wouldn't that much make you really ill? If you drink too much water it dilutes everything in your body so much it doesn't work any more.

yeah..you can overdose on water and die. my dare officer told me that.

Oh shit. ... I drink it like mad.

You're probably ok - you have to drink an awful awful lot to cause damage. It happened to an actor over here last summer - he'd get so hot on stage he'd drink a bottle of water each time he went off stage and after a week he just collapsed. He was ok after a few days in hospital though.

Well, they tell you to drink 8 glasses, so yea ... I guess I'm alright. I mean, I have anywhere from 5 to 10.

if you drink too much of anything you can die.