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ooohhhhhhhh..... other side of Toronto. Opposite side of me.

reading message boards with a dial up connection is not fun. I wish I could pack up my DSL and bring it with me wherever I go.

ackthpppppppt.

Lynnever wrote:OK, it was 5:44am, I'm sleeping peacefully and prepared to go on sleeping for another 4 hours. 5:45 THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF!!! Needless to say I was not pleased (but at least it wasn't 2am this time). I think this is the 7th one this year but I've stopped counteing. Thank God it wasn't raining.

YES!!!!!! I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!!

Yesterday's was number 7 for us too!!!! And the last two times, it was raining! But they've all been during the day. We had one during the night, but I hadn't moved in yet. Stupid bastards burn poptarts or smoke in their rooms and the fire alarms go off.

Nothing like awakening to a shrill "AN EMERGENCY HAS BEEN REPORTED! PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING! BEEEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEP (x 20)!" And ooh, it's fun when they go off during the winter. great fun. The only good thing is that you get to see guys freezing to death in their boxers. Last year, we only had 8, the year before, I think we had 17, but I was still in hs then.

*sigh* the joys of dorm living. Gotta love it.

Hey Bethany, maybe you'll get lucky and find an excited guy in his boxers. That would be a good way to start a conversation!

Bethany - so... what's up? oops I mean oh god how's it hanging? crap...

Other guy - I'm gonna go over there now, nice talking to you...

Bethany - Shit...

You should see her when she gets nervous .

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

I love you guys!

I should have taken screenshots for blackmail.

, this was a double post.

HEY!!!

Why would you need to blackmail me, huh?

And I didn't look THAT nervous.....did I???

I don't need it for blackmail, I not smart enough to take a screenshot.

black mail kicks ass... cept when against you

is blackmail racist?
how about being black listed?
or black balled?

just a thought....

Today I found god in a sandwich.

Then I ate him.

God is now being digested.

I hate people having to be so damn politically correct. Like the people at my mom's work for instance. Everyone there finds places and sleeps, and none of the black people were fired, but that one white person was fired. The black people made it into a racial thing, so in fear of racism, the white lady got fired, but none of the black people. So yeah, I guess if you have dark skin, you have a way to get out of everything, because your great great great grandparents may have been slaves. Deal with it. You're not a slave, you're not oppressed, be treated justly, dammit.

Double post time

Another thing I hate. Why would some one ask you to call when that other person had no intention of answering the phone? I am seriously pissed off and I am going to be a man and actually say something. Why don't people just stop fucking with my mind? Did I do something to become everyone's bitch or something?

OLPFan420 wrote: Why don't people just stop fucking with my mind?

Get used to it. People fuck with my mind all the time.

minds are fucked with... thats why we have Psychiatrists and psychologists out there...