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Let me tell you......she had LOTS!! So many infact that many of them remained un-named. She was the village bicycle after all

v wants to be the next Monica Lewinsky

She's rich and famous! Who wouldn't?

v wouldn't.

Its just not for me

V wants to live in a card board box

you got that right

v wants to come and live with me in my card board box

it'll be tight, but we'll manage


V said bum when the teacher asked them what the wanted to be when they grew up

hey, I'd get more money being on welfare in NY state than working.....


v thinks that Martha Stewart is one hot beyotch...

v wants to be a profeesional wrestler

< OOOOOOOOOH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

< Snap it to a slim jim!!

V is Jealous because can't be a pro wrestler

i just don't have what it takes

v enjoys brocolli in massive amounts

if by massive you mean normal, then yes.

V tells people to "watch the merchandise", and by "merchandise", V means V's junk!

jebeezus people! watch the merchandise!


V belives peanuts have genders

well they've got the nuts part down...and i guess "peanuts" sorta sounds like "penis"...

V is suddenly feeling the urge to run far far away from thie thread

I've had that feeling for a long time now, but I've never acted on it.

v is gonna save v's tired soul, v is gonna save our lives

i'm your saviour

v's soul needs saving

If it doesn't, I'm coming back as a lawn ornament in your mom's lawn.

v thinks that hot sex involves an open fire and kabob sticks

That would burn and hurt my tender spots

v wants to know about the birds and the bee's

Yes. As in, why do they always have sex with each other? It would seem to me that the laws of physics would preclude this!

v knows the first law of thermodynamics and will share

The first law of thermodynamics is go fuck ya'self.

Actually isn't it something about the energy in a system... not doing something... or something...

V Is gonna google this one for us

Actualy < went to dictionary.com to get the results

ther·mo·dy·nam·ics
1. (used with a sing. verb) Physics that deals with the relationships and conversions between heat and other forms of energy.
2. (used with a pl. verb) Thermodynamic phenomena and processes.

V Has as much of a life as <

Actually, the FIRST LAW of thermodynamics, which we were ACTUALLY looking for, is:

The first law of thermodynamics defines the internal energy (E) as equal to the difference of the heat transfer (Q) into a system and the work (W) done by the system. (E2 - E1 = Q - W)

v understands the above, and will explain it in English