Posted: 8/29/2005, 9:28 am
Yeah, you might get drunk and put albums on the shelf a few days early!
xjsb125 wrote:Speaking of drinking...
To make a long story short, I went to this luncheon thing for work Saturday. We were presenting a check to the American Business Women's Association for their scholarship fund. Part of their even was giving away door prizes, one of which was the center piece of the table, which was some decorative items and a big bottle of champagne. Guess who won my table's centerpiece? I now have a huge bottle of champagne that I will never drink just sitting on my kitchen bar. The best part was when my district manager leaned over and very seriously looked at me and said "Now Matt, you can't drink any of that until you are officially off the clock." I just smiled and said "Yes sir." Narf.
afealicious wrote:i named mine too. he was my boyfriend before we broke up.
beautiful liar wrote:fuck guys! 2411 new posts?? i'm not gonna read it, i'll go insane!!!
what did i miss??
LIBERALISM EQUALS VIOLENCE! Note well the Liberal political philosophies parroted by so many of these diatribes! This proves more than ever that ALL Liberal political movements, including Feminism, Communism, Kalistaism, Vegetarianism, the Democratic Party and the current "Peace" movement, are nothing but violent death cults fueled by the evil hatred that comes from Chronic Masturbation! Can anything be more chilling than a warning that you are on a list of victims to be "killed by people with open minds and accepting personalities?"
As long as you never touch, make friends with, or marry an atheist, you will go to Heaven (plus meeting the other guidelines of course). Atheists are pure EVIL and all they do is hate everyone including themselves. They actually believe (this is hillarious!) that the Earth is round and that the Earth is billions of years old, when CLEARLY we know from the Bible that it is roughly 10,000 years old. HELLLLOO!! Wake up DEMONS! We aren't going to follow for your idiotic nonsense that you call science. Sience is for idiots who think that reason is obtained from testing and hypothesizing, when all the knowledge in the world we need is from the Bible.
Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
closeyoureyes wrote:According to ChristianLife.comLIBERALISM EQUALS VIOLENCE! Note well the Liberal political philosophies parroted by so many of these diatribes! This proves more than ever that ALL Liberal political movements, including Feminism, Communism, Kalistaism, Vegetarianism, the Democratic Party and the current "Peace" movement, are nothing but violent death cults fueled by the evil hatred that comes from Chronic Masturbation! Can anything be more chilling than a warning that you are on a list of victims to be "killed by people with open minds and accepting personalities?"
I'm in a vegetarian death cult, because of chronic masturbation.![]()
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This website also states that Masturbation is what causes violence and the "Assault on America". And also that the earth is flat. Whats with people like that?! Why can't they be nice about Faith. Also..
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As long as you never touch, make friends with, or marry an atheist, you will go to Heaven (plus meeting the other guidelines of course). Atheists are pure EVIL and all they do is hate everyone including themselves. They actually believe (this is hillarious!) that the Earth is round and that the Earth is billions of years old, when CLEARLY we know from the Bible that it is roughly 10,000 years old. HELLLLOO!! Wake up DEMONS! We aren't going to follow for your idiotic nonsense that you call science. Sience is for idiots who think that reason is obtained from testing and hypothesizing, when all the knowledge in the world we need is from the Bible.![]()
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Wtf.
This is the funniest site ever. I feel bad that this "Pastor" believes what he does but jeez, he's a bit mean about it.Many Christians drive SUVs for many reasons. In fact, this is done symbolically since SUVs and Christianity both do the same things.
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This dude is carazy~