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i can make a condom dance like that when i wear one.

any ladies wanna see that feat be done?

*deafening silence*

....................ok then.

*raises hand*
Marry me and you can show me all the time.
We'll have the smartest cutest children everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to bend like that Reno.

Reno has skills.

I see.

closeyoureyes wrote:*raises hand*
Marry me and you can show me all the time.
We'll have the smartest cutest children everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

sounds like a plan.

and rusty, if you know what your doing, it can move like that. just becareful, one mishap and there could be trouble.

like carlos mencia says..."if she breaks your dick, your just not that thick."

Best quote ever!

here's another timeless classic,

when he read a story about a 27 year old man who swam with sharks and died:

'if you swim with the fishes, you's dead sons of bitches. '

Mind of Mencia...funniest show ever.

Shappelle who?

*is about to pack laptop*

see y'all soon!

*waves*

be safe.

i'm working all by my lonesome for an entire shift for the first time today!!!




giraffe

Bandalero wrote:i can make a condom dance like that when i wear one.

any ladies wanna see that feat be done?

*deafening silence*

....................ok then.

woah, i did not read that the first time it was posted

my friday night on the phone where did it all go wrong?

break-dancing condoms and square dancing diaphragms and slow dancing morning after pills.

ahhhhhhh work was crazy tonight
on the plus side, nate is awesome
and i got in six hours, instead of the usual four

What do you do at this restaurant?

eat.

That's definitely did when I was there...I gained so much weight...ugh.