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Waiting to Exist wrote:

Rusty wrote:

Waiting to Exist wrote:

Rusty wrote:Nikki, just use oxy-pads, they work well. If you start with the mixed drinks and go to shots, just forgo the beer altogether your head and liver will thank you.

What the hell, did you just tell her to cure a sickness by eating a face cleanser?

I said use oxy-pads not eat to cure zits.

You're clearly giving her advice on how to handle sickness as caused by alcohol (eating oxy-pads), and then going on to give advice about how to prevent future sicknesses.

There should be a paragraph. Use your head!

Can you blame me for getting it wrong? I just ate an oxy pad.

i applied to work at a toy store today and my mom bought me a fabric bsb poster from the dollar store today. i like feeling half my age

food is good.

Gotta say... I'm very glad I asked if anyone had any good cures for zits. That Oxy pad discussion is comedy gold.

TIPS FROM AN IRISHMAN

Here's my advice for drinking so you don't get sick, i rarely do.


Don't drink beer!: With so much fluid, yeasty fermenting fluid at that, and so little alcohol you just end up witha ton of that shit sloshing around in your stomach and then wonder why you're sick.

Start out with mixed drinks, and not ever mixed to the point where it's "gross". Just start out casual witha few drinks.

Move up to stronger drinks, or begin taking shots. Remember the reason you get sick is probably actually laregly due to the amount of sugary pop sloshing about in your stomach, would you expect to slam 6 cans of pop in an hour and feel fine?

*Special Note for Shots* Never take more then one shot at a time, you're just asking for trouble taking multiples, unless they're weak.

Continue on as such for the night, trying to limit the pop/beer intake. Most importantly if you drink stuff really fast give it time to sink in a bit before you keep going, you're not going to feel it immidiatly so don't just jump into another one if you've been slamming them pretty fast.



*MISC INFO*
-That whole mixing booze thing is BS as far as i'm concerned, booze is booze.
-Helpfull Hint! Iced Tea is the bomb with liquer! It tastes good with most stuff, and because it's so much water and so little sugar, you get less sick and have less of a hangover the next day!
-Never drink large amounts of crap like Bailey's or Kahlua, they taste great but drinking a bunch is asking for trouble.



i have more wise tips but i don't want to overload everbody

Whoa...

Nikki, sometimes I use just rubbing alcohol. That'll dry em right up. I don't get zits very bad though...thank goodness.

Alexander is the worst movie EVER!

I'm exhausted. We pulled in 3/4 of a million dollars this weekend, received around 10,000 cases of general merchandise, 4000 cases of grocery (not including frozen food, dairy, produce, meat, bakery). The store was wrecked, my boss chewed my ass off, and I'm tired. Yay major universities starting back to school.

My grandparents on my mom's side aren't doing well. So a two day trip to Bristol to see them is on tomorrow's agenda for me.

aww matt. sorry to hear that. *hugs*

xjsb125 wrote:I'm exhausted. We pulled in 3/4 of a million dollars this weekend, received around 10,000 cases of general merchandise, 4000 cases of grocery (not including frozen food, dairy, produce, meat, bakery). The store was wrecked, my boss chewed my ass off, and I'm tired. Yay major universities starting back to school.

I can relate. As we're trying to do inventory of the entire store, think; more than 10,000 items, and lots which are misplaced because people just leave things lying everywhere in the store , we get a GIANT back to school shipment in.

I do not think I have ever worked such a horrible shift. But, I didn't get in trouble, everything was in disarray though, as customers came in to shop, in friggen hordes.

I hope your Grandad gets better. (Seriously best Grandad ever).

i am no longer not here!

xjsb125 wrote:I'm exhausted. We pulled in 3/4 of a million dollars this weekend, received around 10,000 cases of general merchandise, 4000 cases of grocery (not including frozen food, dairy, produce, meat, bakery). The store was wrecked, my boss chewed my ass off, and I'm tired. Yay major universities starting back to school.

we always got shit like 4 or 5 months in advance of the holiday at my wal-mart. like right now, i bet they're probably getting christmas trees and shit for valentines day. what a shitty thing to do, putting out christmas crap in august when the tempature outside is like 103F + heat index.

speaking of inventory,

i like what my warehouse holds. BEER!!!

i like what my warehouse holds. BEER!!!

so.....where is this warehouse? and does it have high security?????

its got locks on the doors.

other than that, no, not a single camera.

you would think they would have some, but no. none.

methinks a hacksaw and a forklift would be very handy in this situation.

actually they got 2 inside, so just bring the saw.

dice!

i dont think you have time to play dice though.

dice = yes
no dice = no

remember!! just in case you missed it the first time,

dice = yes
no dice = no

can be used in the following situations:
italian manboy: "hey ma, how bout some cookies?"
italian woman/mom: "no dice!"
italian manboy: "this ain't over!"