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jesus, you weigh less than i do.

I don't look like Natalie Portman anymore!!!!

nope, better

96 wrote:nope, better

Yeah, you look black hun. You're still hotter than Natalie Portman, but you look like you're black.

or at least biracial. I don't think I've ever got that tan. don't wanna look like I'm 80 when I'm 40.

i don't tan well
I stay white forever
and then i burn
and i tan if i put suntan lotion on every 15 minutes to half an hour.

I tan well

yeah, i'm special.
*pouts*

I do tan, but I do slowly.

I'm only that tan because I went to the beach like two weeks in a row. LOL! It'll go away soon.

i have this perpetual fear of ending up looking like my mom when im her age...she used to tan all the time as a teenager and now her pores are the size of dimes and her skin feels and looks like leather...ew...i love my mommy but...ew

speaking of ew, a gargantuan beetle-like thing just crawled past the keyboard

do you live in the jungle

if you've seen my house, you'd know the answer was yes

i haven't seen your house

i live in the jungle
aka: ann arbor

i tan. my nicknames include "the token brown girl" and "the little splash of colour".

i'm white, dammit.

ok, maybe olive.

You don't live in a jungle, you just live by a lake with a few trees and many oversized houses.

Sorta reminds me.. our family occasionally drops by Hong Kong over the summer. Now, its a cool place and all, but where we usually stay is in my grandparents apartment which is basically smack in the middle of the tropical rainforest (which is quite unusual since H.K. is like almost completely urban). So anyways, living in a forest comes with its share of creepy critters, on our windows hung BATS, like big ones too, and they just didnt come occasionaly, they lived with us, slept with us...once it flew into our apartment and scared the living frick out of everyobody but our grandparents (I guess their used to it..). But thats not all, we had spiders everywhere, and my mom reminisced about finding one as big as her palm when she used to live there.

And finally to top it all off, I vividly remember the time i was watching one of those mutant spiders crawl on the wall right above a shelf, when suddenly a huge frickin salamander pops out behind the piece of furniture, eats it, and pops back in.

Oh man, normally i enjoy H.K. too... The good news is that because of laws and such, the place didnt meet normal building requirements and the place is due for a major renovation. Phew...

emily wrote:jesus, you weigh less than i do.

Jesus weighs less than you do?!?

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

actually, he probably did when he was near death. i used to have a salamander. my mom made me put it back in teh wild. i think fruit bats are cute.