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what's invisible and smells like carrots?













bunny farts.


my dad told that joke to a couple of my friends and I while we were tripping one night. we almost died laughing. poor dad is so clueless. he actually thought his joke was THAT funny.

Dude! That joke is that funny!

*suddenly remembers all the cold medication she's taken today*

Oh. Or not.

I was at school today and to pass time and make people forget they're at school, random companies come in and set shit up at our school so the students can fuck around. I found this one golf thing set up, and because I love playing golf, I had to go over there. After spending about 4 hours hitting golf balls, I strike up a conversation with this girl that was there. We started hitting it off, which was cool, and all that bullshit. Then she tells me she is a model and was hired to attract guys into the golf thing. I knew it was going downhill, because me landing a model is not going to happen. Well, turns out she had a boyfriend, so me asking her for her number and being rejected was avoided, which is a good thing, I guess. I go to a school with thousands of women, and I can't land a single one....lol ahhhhh

I am sitting in the dark with a big bag of chocolate chips and seriously considering biting more than a few people at school tomorrow. Someone snap me outta this.

(Edit: I got outposted, and this was to Alan.)

Dude, at least you've got a chance...

Enter Robert; the outcast. Doesn't fit in anywhere, or anyone.

Get where this is goin'?

It doesn't really matter to me though. Teenaged "love" is rarely ever love, and it rarely works out. Don't get too wrapped up in it...

I don't fit in at my school either. If not for my high school friends, I would be miserably alone. People think I am a loser because I listen to music, a lot, and a freak because my hoodie has a heart with a skull in it. I guess rich people can decide who or what you are. And it really pissed me off today when I saw some one with the really spikey hair (like, Benji from Good Charlotte spikey) and she was wearing a Dashboard Confessional shirt. They're soooo hardcore ya know.

I've got to agree with you there...

I somehow pictured you as more of a fitting in kinda guy. Just goes to show you, the best of us are the outcasts.

Remember that ladies. Remember us.

Uh... can I speak for the lady outcasts on the board? It sucks on this end, too.

Like I said before, I am either eccentric, which is scary, or silent, which is damning. No middle ground for me. I need other people I know to help me fit in. I hate college.

Today was our last game before I leave for my surgery. My field hockey team got me a cake, tons of balloons, a Raider red fleece blanket, a stuffed kitten, and a really cute team picture from our camp out. It kicked ass.

I love my team. and I love cake

and yes, I realize our team mascot is actually a racial slur........but what can ya do?

And Alan, don't worry bud. The harder you look for a relationship the less meaningful it will be when you find it. Just hang out, party, and have lots of fun..........the rest will come in time.

And where do you go to school? Maybe you should move to where people are less rich and more open minded. Gah.........my school is in a damn rich suburbia of Vermont, and people's personality (uhh.......and athletic ability) determine their friends, not what they wear or what they look like. I guess I'm one of the lucky few who lives somewhere like that.

Chocolate kicks ass. I mean seriously, where would we be without chocolate? The day the cocoa bean goes extinct is the day north american culture collapses

I like chocolate.


THere's this one kid I pass in the hallway... He looks so much like steve it's scary. A greasy mop of brown hair, and the same body type too. I can't tell the facial features because the hair's in the way. Okay, sorry. That was stupid. We'll have 2 olp lookalikes at my school if I dress up as Pookie for Halloween. I also saw a guy wearing an olp shirt at my school. I am not alone! I can't wait till next year when I have an elective open. I'll do the music for the news and play OLP every day. It's going to be fun. Spam. gotta love it.

Well, I go to Oakland University, a small school in Michigan. It's a place where people go when they can't afford a big name school like Michigan or Michigan State, but aren't stupid. And, it is also where rich kids are sent by their parents because the parents don't wanna pay tens of thousands of dollars for their kids to drink socially. It is in Rochester, which is a rich, snobby area of Michigan, kind of like Grosse Pointe of the Bloomfield area. Everyone there is dressed up and looking all pretty to go to school, where I am in jeans, a jersey I find at a thrift store, and my Alkaline Trio hoodie. I am labeled as the freak because I can't afford to spend my money, or in their case, their parents' money, on clothes. I have problems paying for school as it is. It would be nice if my parents would help me pay for school, God knows they help my brother out a lot and refuse to help me.

I am watching the Evil Dead... Oh god this series rocks

....*has never seen Evil Dead 1* WTF IS THAT TREE DOING TO THAT GIRL!?!?

OLPFan420 wrote:Well, I go to Oakland University, a small school in Michigan. It's a place where people go when they can't afford a big name school like Michigan or Michigan State, but aren't stupid. And, it is also where rich kids are sent by their parents because the parents don't wanna pay tens of thousands of dollars for their kids to drink socially. It is in Rochester, which is a rich, snobby area of Michigan, kind of like Grosse Pointe of the Bloomfield area. Everyone there is dressed up and looking all pretty to go to school, where I am in jeans, a jersey I find at a thrift store, and my Alkaline Trio hoodie. I am labeled as the freak because I can't afford to spend my money, or in their case, their parents' money, on clothes. I have problems paying for school as it is. It would be nice if my parents would help me pay for school, God knows they help my brother out a lot and refuse to help me.

poor Alan. Well, they're going to kick me out of U of M when they find out that I can't pay my tuition payments on time. My grades aren't going to be up to par anyway, so I wonder why I'm wasting my money.

U of M is just like Oakland, except that we have more freaks. They're hard to find, though. I'd say that 75% of U of M is preppy, stuck up, snobby rich kids.

Hey, that was pretty mean.

Printers kicked so far: 4
Computers kicked so far: 3

Yeah, Oakland is about 90% preps, 5% wannabe thugs, and 5% freaks. I can't find any freaks who will speak to me though, which sucks. A lot.

Iceraven wrote:Hey, that was pretty mean.

Printers kicked so far: 4
Computers kicked so far: 3

yeah, it's mean, but you know it's true..maybe not stuck up, but you go to U of M, you know what I'm talking about. OMG. I was washing my clothes last week, and these kids had NO CLUE how to do laundry.

DUDE, you have nothing to complain about people not knowing how to do laundry. I MEAN NOTHING. My roommate threw 2 t-shirts and 5 socks (yes, 5) into my laundry basket.

i dunno how to do laundry. i think i'm fucked.

i forsee myself in about 3 years trading food to susan in return for having her turn on the washing machine for me