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She asked first fool. Go back to your bog.

*goes back to bog*

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
fast good nations

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
LOL!

Blood Orange says:
OMG

Blood Orange says:
they did!

Blood Orange says:
I forgot!

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
I almost missed it!

Blood Orange says:
OMG I barfed when I read that!

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
and you're inner child!

Blood Orange says:
and you're outer child

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
I think we should mistakenly use "you're" for everything now so it doesn't get phased out of the language when all those bitches say "your fat!" So, these are you're shoes

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
or evern, these are you are shoes!

She says:
LOL

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
your stupid!

they saw her mouth move but couldn't hear what she says:
my stupid?

She says:
lmfao

She says:
OUR STUPID
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I'm sorry. I just can't stop. (stops)

the thing about inside jokes is that they're inside jokes.

Yeah. None of that really made any sense.

But the highligher thing reminded me of a story from highschool about this kid named Johnson and an emerald green dildo. I'll stop there. *looks at Melissa* I know you remember that.

Johnson's a kick ass name.

kerri of herpes fame, like you couldn't figure it out.

Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
kerri
glass of orange juice says:
yo
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
i'm currently writing out a note entitled "the history of the vibrator" and wondering why i couldn't just get my education from the streets
glass of orange juice says:
what class is this for?
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
i understand that vagabonds and thugs are easy markers
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
sexual ethics
glass of orange juice says:
a classical education must include the vibrating arts
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
as any well-rounded lady knows
glass of orange juice says:
did the teach you the appropriate ettiquette for buying a hooker yet?
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
"check under the skirt"
glass of orange juice says:
that's key
glass of orange juice says:
guess what... my brother broke my pipe
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
what!
glass of orange juice says:
i'll have to get him a training pipe of some kind
glass of orange juice says:
that little bastard
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
children and their carelessness with drug paraphernalia
glass of orange juice says:
it's because they're not being taught properly in school
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
now that god's been kicked out of school, there's plenty of room for narcotics class
glass of orange juice says:
amen
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
i'll smoke to that!
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
The most common treatment for hysteria was genital message, by a Dr., which resulted in orgasm ("a fit of paroxysm"). Even in a climate where masturbation was taboo, this was considered a "medical procedure" for the health and reproductive capability of women.

Late 19th cent. the first electromechanical vibrators created which cut down on the time gynecologists would have to spend with a patient
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
"Vibratory operating theatres" opened in clinics, this became a lucrative trade for the profession.
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
Early 20th cent. electricity more common. New portable sized vibrators became widely available (Sears Roebuck, Eaton's, Redbook). Sold alongside vacuums and curling irons and marketed as relaxation devices to keep women "young and pretty".
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
The things you never learn in sex ed!!
glass of orange juice says:
wow, how come doctors won't get you off anymore?
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
lazy bastards
glass of orange juice says:
i know!
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
listen what would get you that treatment:
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
nervousness, depression, the desire for too much sex, lack of desire for sex, muscle spasms, fluid retention, loss of appetite for food, a tendency to cause trouble for others, insomnia, sensations of heaviness, masturbation, too much vaginal lubrication, not enough vaginal lubrication, crankiness, malaise, too much energy, not enough energy, weight gain, weight loss, i.e. pretty much everything
glass of orange juice says:
the desire for too much sex, lack of desire for sex
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
a tendency to cause trouble for others?
glass of orange juice says:
hahaha
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
"i'm trouble. break out the buzzer!"
glass of orange juice says:
so an orgams cures all?
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
apparently
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
my wife's cranky, could you get her off please?
glass of orange juice says:
i'm horny, get me off
glass of orange juice says:
i'm not horny, get me off
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
hahaha
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
i'm retaining fluid, get me off
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
must try that one in a bar some time
glass of orange juice says:
if someone in a bar complains about any ailment, you can step in and claim to know the cure
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
on your back! now!
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
haha
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
becca just ran into my room all red and sweaty an panting and looking really happy and talking fast, and i was like why are you...
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
"i'm drunk!" *runs away*
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
it's 7:30
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
on a thursday
glass of orange juice says:
haha
glass of orange juice says:
man, she needs to get off
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
"too much energy"
glass of orange juice says:
haha
glass of orange juice says:
i have to go buy a new, sturdier pipe for my shithead brother
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
excellent
Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
beat him about the head with it
glass of orange juice says:
indeed

I can honestly say that I did not know that about gynecology.

Did you happen to notice:

Alex wrote:Alex (like a sick eagle looking at the sky) says:
nervousness, depression, the desire for too much sex, lack of desire for sex, muscle spasms, fluid retention, loss of appetite for food, a tendency to cause trouble for others, insomnia, sensations of heaviness, masturbation, too much vaginal lubrication, not enough vaginal lubrication, crankiness, malaise, too much energy, not enough energy, weight gain, weight loss, i.e. pretty much everything

"masturbation"........ so... it's not cool if you do it yourself, you have to go to the doctor to do it for you.

i knew there was a reason i wanted to be a doctor

to be the first hobo doctor?

yeah
thats it

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
you mean paddles, tsk tsk

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
*takes ping pong paddle*

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
*fwaps lando*

All that u fashion. All that u make. All that u build. All that u break. All that u measure. All that u steal says:
OW!

All that u fashion. All that u make. All that u build. All that u break. All that u measure. All that u steal says:
:'(

All that u fashion. All that u make. All that u build. All that u break. All that u measure. All that u steal says:
wait, i can't cry in front of a 14 year old girl

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
thirteen! even worse!

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
haha i have witnessed lando crying

All that u fashion. All that u make. All that u build. All that u break. All that u measure. All that u steal says:
wow i thought you were 14 by now

All that u fashion. All that u make. All that u build. All that u break. All that u measure. All that u steal says:
lol

there's a cigarette thief stealing cigarette disease says:
haha i think i'll make this public

HA this girl i dislike just came into my room trying to wheedle information out of me about a paper we are meant to write and my friend could hear us from her room:

DancerNoe: smack her
DancerNoe: please do
DancerNoe: SMACK
DancerNoe: *ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLS EYES*
happeninfish: HAHAHAHA
DancerNoe: ehehhe ei was hoping she wouldnt see
DancerNoe: what a tool
happeninfish: she didn't
happeninfish: i know
DancerNoe: are they all like that in mississauga?

yes.

lies

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
and yes. you do look married to me.

how strange it is to be anything at all says:


how strange it is to be anything at all says:
i do?

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
yeah. we need to be married just so i can call someone pumkin. its what i need.

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
alright dude. if that's what you need.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
actually i dont no if i would

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
that would be wierd.

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
i could die my hair orange. and then you'd have a good reason.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
you need a better name than that

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
hmmm

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
what should we call you

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
hmmm.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
pumpkin is what i will call my wife if i get married to someone cause i was stupid and had kids at to early and we ruin our lives and i werk at zellers full time and she stays at home and smokes and watches opra all day

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
then i will call that women pumpkin

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
you deserve much better than that

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
lol, awww. i'm glad you think so.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
i do. i would make you work and i would watch apra and smoke all day

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
hahahahahahahaha

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
lol. i'll call you pumpkin then.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
sweet

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
we will have to live in a trailer park on the edge of the east part of town

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
alright dude. you've got this all planned.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
i do. it a nice little fantasy of mine now. it should be a comic. about the working wife and the lazy slob husband. so romantic.

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
lol. it's your new life ambition, eh?

how strange it is to be anything at all says:
snag a chick who'll let you do dickall while she works.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
yup. i think you would be the perfect victim, i mean individual for the job.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
you would make a good wife.

miro ..* ..."?its dark says:
im sure of it

:O
another miro!

whoa
i thought it was our miro for a second
and got confused
im sand