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Posted: **5/17/2003, 9:36 pm**

that i am young un'

V is actually sarumon

Posted: **5/17/2003, 9:38 pm**

Tonight you shall taste manflesh! Yarr!

v has never seen Lord of the Rings and is therefore a loser.

Posted: **5/17/2003, 10:52 pm**

Yup and proud of it!

V kisses kangaroos at midnight

Posted: **5/17/2003, 10:54 pm**

Kangaroo Lovin :drool:

v dances nekid for no reason

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:08 am**

Stop spying on me!!!!!!

V is dancing to britney spears RIGHT NOW!

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:39 am**

"Hit me baby one more tiyeeemme!"

v thinks Oprah Winfrey's soul is owned by Satan.

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:43 am**

im satan. i own it :evil:

V likes oprah and is mad at me

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:46 am**

sand! how could you do this to me? my heart is broken...*weeps*

V thinks dr. phil is HOTT!

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:50 am**

I'm gonna have his babies.

V wants to have Miss Cleo's babies, despite the impossibility of this endeavor, because v wants their babies to have "super fortune-reading powers".

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:52 am**

think about the money!

sorry yannic.. i cant help it. im the epitomy of :evil:

V wants to be < sidekick in evilness

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:57 am**

woo-hoo, but only if i get in on your fucking lair :lol:

V is dr. evil and dr.phil all rolled into one nice package

Posted: **5/18/2003, 8:34 am**

V is stalking me I think

< likes it if it's a girl
< scared if it's a guy

Posted: **5/18/2003, 9:14 am**

oooohhhh, you like it, do ya? 8-)

Vlooooooves 'The Breakfast Club'

Posted: **5/18/2003, 1:26 pm**

v thinks that I'm one sexy beast 8-)

Posted: **5/18/2003, 2:47 pm**

Once again, the "beast" part is correct...

v wants to have sex with Goofy

Posted: **5/18/2003, 4:11 pm**

Duuude, nothing is better than cartoon sex!

V was a guest on Howard Stern last night

Posted: **5/18/2003, 4:15 pm**

I'm actually on there once a week now! Best Job Ever! Howard is sooo :drool:

V Wishes they could be in my shoes

Posted: **5/18/2003, 5:17 pm**

I can only imagine

v was on Cops

Posted: **5/18/2003, 5:27 pm**

I thought I got that inspection!!!!

V thinks Cheer Bear is gay

Posted: **5/18/2003, 5:35 pm**

Psh. They're all gay.

v knows how many VDs the girl smurf had.

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