Posted: 8/16/2006, 12:46 am
Lando wrote:Gimme_Shelter wrote:it was appreciated
Yeah she hat a little too much to drink methinks.
i think you "hat" way to much to drink you drunk
i think you "hat" way to much to drink you drunk
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i think you "hat" way to much to drink you drunk
Posted: 8/16/2006, 3:26 am
She got me drunk too. What can I say...
Posted: 8/16/2006, 6:56 am
maybe her drunkness just transferred over the internet to you.
really, she was drunk enough for the above stated impossible feat to occur.
really, she was drunk enough for the above stated impossible feat to occur.
Posted: 8/16/2006, 4:56 pm
It must have happened. She was out of it.
Posted: 8/16/2006, 8:18 pm
she was probaly also sniffing glue in her car beforehand
Posted: 8/16/2006, 8:48 pm
i can actually disprove that one.
unless she smuggled glue into my car...
unless she smuggled glue into my car...
Posted: 8/16/2006, 9:08 pm
i wouldnt believe what your glue sniffing friends had to say
Posted: 8/17/2006, 9:04 am
Dear self,
you suck. just be happy? why is that so fucking hard!?
Sincerly,
self
P.S.
you suck. just be happy? why is that so fucking hard!?
Sincerly,
self
P.S.
Posted: 8/17/2006, 1:30 pm
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinkin guts. You're scuuuum between my toes. You make me vomit.
Love, Alfalfa
I hate your stinkin guts. You're scuuuum between my toes. You make me vomit.
Love, Alfalfa
Posted: 8/17/2006, 3:13 pm
Dear School:
Stay far far away from me! I don't want any of this "last year" business. And I especially don't want any of your homework!
Cass
Stay far far away from me! I don't want any of this "last year" business. And I especially don't want any of your homework!
Cass
Posted: 8/17/2006, 3:55 pm
dear tummy,
please stop hurting. we can't afford to call out of work.
painfully yours,
melissa
please stop hurting. we can't afford to call out of work.
painfully yours,
melissa
Posted: 8/17/2006, 5:40 pm
dear sun,
fuck you and your ability to burn noses so damn easily.
<3sonya
fuck you and your ability to burn noses so damn easily.
<3sonya
Posted: 8/17/2006, 6:46 pm
so apparently no one is happy today...at least I am not alone
Posted: 8/17/2006, 7:33 pm
dear HMV,
so what I don't have a receipt. It came from your store! It's in your store's bag! can't I at least have some credit?
so what I don't have a receipt. It came from your store! It's in your store's bag! can't I at least have some credit?
Posted: 8/17/2006, 7:40 pm
there is no proof that you bought it. you could have stolen it and tried to get the money back for it.
Posted: 8/17/2006, 7:42 pm
yeah, I know that.
but that doesn't make it less annoying.
but that doesn't make it less annoying.
Posted: 8/17/2006, 8:32 pm
Dear W:
I HATE SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT WORK YOU PISS ME OFF YOU'RE CONDESCENDING AND I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
AND STOP POPPING YOUR GUM WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
Thanks.
me
I HATE SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT WORK YOU PISS ME OFF YOU'RE CONDESCENDING AND I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
AND STOP POPPING YOUR GUM WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
Thanks.
me
Posted: 8/18/2006, 4:23 am
dear tongue,
why do you not let me know that i burnt you on hot liquid before i brushed my teeth? i don't appreciate this savage tingling sensation. cinnamon crest toothpaste should not burn!
why do you not let me know that i burnt you on hot liquid before i brushed my teeth? i don't appreciate this savage tingling sensation. cinnamon crest toothpaste should not burn!
Posted: 8/19/2006, 11:59 am
superrgirll wrote:there is no proof that you bought it. you could have stolen it and tried to get the money back for it.
personally, this is how i make my living
Posted: 8/20/2006, 8:38 pm
Dear customer,
What the hell is wrong with you? It took me five minutes to pick up your mess you filthy asshole! I mean why would you take the duffell bag down and just throw all the paper and crap out onto the floor and walk away? Like wtf is wrong with you? There was so much, you idiot. I don't come over to your place and throw shit around your house. You looked like my dog when he tears into a toy.
Fuck you,
Russell
What the hell is wrong with you? It took me five minutes to pick up your mess you filthy asshole! I mean why would you take the duffell bag down and just throw all the paper and crap out onto the floor and walk away? Like wtf is wrong with you? There was so much, you idiot. I don't come over to your place and throw shit around your house. You looked like my dog when he tears into a toy.
Fuck you,
Russell