Open Letters to People and Things You're Mad At

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/16/2006, 12:46 am

Lando wrote:
Gimme_Shelter wrote:it was appreciated

Yeah she hat a little too much to drink methinks.

i think you "hat" way to much to drink you drunk

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/16/2006, 3:26 am

She got me drunk too. What can I say...

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/16/2006, 6:56 am

maybe her drunkness just transferred over the internet to you.

really, she was drunk enough for the above stated impossible feat to occur.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 8/16/2006, 4:56 pm

It must have happened. She was out of it.

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/16/2006, 8:18 pm

she was probaly also sniffing glue in her car beforehand

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/16/2006, 8:48 pm

i can actually disprove that one.

unless she smuggled glue into my car...

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/16/2006, 9:08 pm

i wouldnt believe what your glue sniffing friends had to say

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/17/2006, 9:04 am

Dear self,

you suck. just be happy? why is that so fucking hard!?

Sincerly,
self

P.S.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/17/2006, 1:30 pm

Dear Darla,

I hate your stinkin guts. You're scuuuum between my toes. You make me vomit.
Love, Alfalfa

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 8/17/2006, 3:13 pm

Dear School:

Stay far far away from me! I don't want any of this "last year" business. And I especially don't want any of your homework!

Cass

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/17/2006, 3:55 pm

dear tummy,

please stop hurting. we can't afford to call out of work.

painfully yours,
melissa

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 8/17/2006, 5:40 pm

dear sun,

fuck you and your ability to burn noses so damn easily.

<3sonya

AlyssWonders · Post by **AlyssWonders** » 8/17/2006, 6:46 pm

so apparently no one is happy today...at least I am not alone

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 8/17/2006, 7:33 pm

dear HMV,

so what I don't have a receipt. It came from your store! It's in your store's bag! can't I at least have some credit?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 8/17/2006, 7:40 pm

there is no proof that you bought it. you could have stolen it and tried to get the money back for it.

AnnieDreams · Post by **AnnieDreams** » 8/17/2006, 7:42 pm

yeah, I know that.
but that doesn't make it less annoying.

myownsatellite · Post by **myownsatellite** » 8/17/2006, 8:32 pm

Dear W:
I HATE SITTING NEXT TO YOU AT WORK YOU PISS ME OFF YOU'RE CONDESCENDING AND I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
AND STOP POPPING YOUR GUM WHILE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME
Thanks.
me

laurel · Post by **laurel** » 8/18/2006, 4:23 am

dear tongue,

why do you not let me know that i burnt you on hot liquid before i brushed my teeth? i don't appreciate this savage tingling sensation. cinnamon crest toothpaste should not burn!

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 8/19/2006, 11:59 am

superrgirll wrote:there is no proof that you bought it. you could have stolen it and tried to get the money back for it.

personally, this is how i make my living

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/20/2006, 8:38 pm

Dear customer,

What the hell is wrong with you? It took me five minutes to pick up your mess you filthy asshole! I mean why would you take the duffell bag down and just throw all the paper and crap out onto the floor and walk away? Like wtf is wrong with you? There was so much, you idiot. I don't come over to your place and throw shit around your house. You looked like my dog when he tears into a toy.

Fuck you,

Russell