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[19:42] <CoolSpot7up> there is a reallly hot guy downstairs installing our hardwood floors *drool....great to come home to
[19:43] <Rusty> i'm not installing any floors...
[19:43] <CoolSpot7up> lol
[19:43] <xjsb125> she said "hot guy"
[19:44] <CoolSpot7up>
[19:44] <xjsb125> not "guy that was potentially birthed through a monkeys ass"

Hey, Monkey did NOT give birth to Rusty.

Now I don't know who my father is *runs away*

Aww. Don't worry. It's Nam.

Cept it's Mommy, not Father. He gave birth to you.

Nam birthed me?!

[00:13] <sandman> im good at poking!
[00:13] <nam_kablam> oh :O
[00:13] <sineads_socrazy> i'm good at being poked
[00:14] <nam_kablam> where?
[00:14] <sineads_socrazy> ahahahahahaha
[00:14] *** Parts: sineads_socrazy

NAM

[20:16] <xjsb125> hub may go down while im at work due to storms in the area
[20:16] <xjsb125> im out
[20:18] *** Connection reset by server

[21:31] <Rusty> vodka's good
[21:32] <nam_kablam> vodka, eh!
[21:32] <nam_kablam> that is good stuff
[21:32] <Rusty> yep
[21:32] <nam_kablam> for me to poop on!
[21:32] <Rusty> it sure is

But Nam, you'll poop on anything.

<nikki4982> ACK my monitor is flipping OOOOOOOOUT
<nikki4982> and i smell burning computer
<nikki4982> ut oh

^ It's true.

[05:29] <nikki4982> meanwhile a funny story from fark's thread on that article:
[05:29] <nikki4982> Oh, this so reminds me of an experience I had in high school, when I was volunteering at a local hospital. The Morgue was in the basement, near an elevator used only by staff. I was waiting for the elevator with some nurses, and some Coroner's employees were taking a body out of the morgue to the meaet wagon. Well, it had been raining and the basement area was partly flooded. They dragged the gurney out and slipped, the body in the bag fell off the gurney -- then hit the floor and, it being frozen, hockey-pucked down the hallway and out of the bag, right for us, stopping short. Luckily, none of us were civilians, so nobody was too off-put by the sight of a frozen old dead guy whizzing across the tile.

Actually, it was pretty damn funny. The Coroner's gang quickly hurried over and retrieved the corpsicle, and the rest of us just got in the elevator and went off to our destinations. But... I'm sure this kind of shiat happens all the time.
[05:29] <WTE> Awesome.
[05:30] <WTE> And that gives me a good idea of how to get rid of my community service hours without completely wasting my time, too.
[05:30] <nikki4982> hahha oh dear
[05:30] <WTE> Come on, you know you want to.
[05:31] <nikki4982> corpse hockey?

[02:13] *** Joins: mmm_olpness
[02:13] <George> mmm_olpness is here. Everyone cheer now.
[02:14] <Rusty> mmm_olpness is an op?!
[02:18] <eeyore> you bet your pantaloons
[02:18] <Rusty> i wish i had a pair of pantaloons
[02:18] <Rusty> i wish i had pants
[02:18] <eeyore> you did
[02:18] <eeyore> but then you bet em
[02:18] <Rusty> it's so cold
[02:19] <eeyore> and you lost
[02:19] <eeyore> gambling is bad
[02:19] <Rusty> it's true

You left out the best part! On second though, no you didn't.

[20:11] <WTE> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe
[20:11] <afealicious> mmh
[20:11] <WTE> Hello!
[20:11] <afealicious> krr
[20:12] <WTE> How are you?
[20:12] <afealicious> uul
[20:12] <WTE> Not so bad myself. Way too hot though.
[20:13] <afealicious> fdd
[20:13] <WTE> Seriously? Damn, I'm jealous, I oughta move up there. Well, we'll be moving into a well air-conditioned house in a few days, at least.
[20:14] <afealicious> tts
[20:15] <WTE> Yeah, we're just moving to a different part of town, though, so it's not too far away. Plus, it's closer to my school, which right now is a half hour drive away, so that'll be a big time saver.
[20:15] <afealicious> poo!
[20:15] <WTE> Why thank you! You too!