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Un Puño De Tierra wrote:you know what shirt i want? i want one that says:

on the front: smile, Jesus loves you.

then on the back: everyone else thinks your an asshole.

my friend has a shirt that says "jesus is my homeboy"

Un Puño De Tierra wrote:you know what shirt i want? i want one that says:

on the front: smile, Jesus loves you.

then on the back: everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

I bought that in bumper sticker format and stuck it in this annoying kid's locker.

I'm finally back from the Silverchair concerts...They were so amazing...The only thing that sucked was that both nights they went right by and didn't sign anything but being 2nd row was sooo worth it...Ah! It was just so amazing.....And bowery is great for that too.Your right on top of the stage! Ha and something else happened..Nikki's boyfriend met Tom from Blink 182 and he bought him a drink And than that Good Charlotte guy whos obsessed with Daniel and John Norris was there too and he said he came in with this guy and he very "close " to him Oh yea this was all at the bar upstairs at Bowery

i just did a very crappy job of mopping the dining room, but it wasn't dirty at all

Someone from my job just told me they heard someone saying they will be letitng me go..I am so pissed right now!

nooooo
i'm sorry, melissa

damn jobs
damn economy!!!
grr

I know!!!!!!! And i need to get a shower but i don't want to ..I got mad sunburn yesterday and it hurtssssss

Well, why did you get sunburn?

Cause i didn't know it was gonna be 80 some degrees in NY yesterday and sitting outside in line for 5 hours in the sun will do that to you

How hot is 80 degrees?

Its actually not that bad but when the sun is freakin right on you it hurts alot!

stick with my plan
put sunscreen on every half an hour
works like a charm

i am not a good sun tanner
i am white forever and then i burn
but if i put sunscreen on all the time
i get tan

my mom and brother tan perfectly
i don't

Had a lovely trip to the ER last night .. so far my 2 week vacation from work is turning out lovely

what happened?

I had my lip re-pierced last Saturday .. for some reason last night it started bleeding a bit .. didn't think much of it so I just went to rinse my mouth out and it just started gushing blood .. I've never seen so much blood in my life .. my mom made me go to the ER and they said it was just irritated .. possibly the ring nicked a blood vessel on the way in and when I was eating last night it tore it a bit and then boom .. blood everywhere. Now my lip is swollen but they didn't have to take the ring out so it's all good. Scared my mom half to death since she thought I was bleeding to death .. soaked 3 towels with blood before it stopped.

Yeah, I'm a moron

I may have a growth on my leg... but we won't know til tomorrow

my walk-a-thon went well today, we had 50 people walk about 7km's and we raised over 1000$ for the implentation of a dialysis unit in our hospital. It's not a huge amount of money but hey I guess every bit helps.

LIAM wrote:I may have a growth on my leg... but we won't know til tomorrow

Nah, that's just your foot.

or his ass