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Mine started off badly, had a few touchy spots in between, but all in all ended well.

Wish I could say the same. Mine didnt even start out!

Well I DO NOT APOLOGIZE for that.

So today I stood up, walked into the kitchen, got the headrush of my life, and woke up on the floor.
I do believe this is the first time in my life I've ever fainted. And it was completely random.

Woah. I've had bad headrushes before... but woah.

Rusty wrote:So getting back to the whole sex talk thing. A catholic highschool in Alberta is being sued for slander. A 16 year old girl got mono and had to be hospitalized for about a month. Her parents called the school and asked them to tell the teachers. The girls english teacher said to the class "Let us pray for our classmate, because she is ill. She has contracted a dirty disease, one that is only contracted from having loose morals, and being trampy. Let us pray so that God will save her sinning soul" As if that wasn't enough, the girls math teacher asked the class to give him names of all the people she had slept with. The girl is a virgin and the teachers just spread rumours and now she has a reputation at the school of being a slut, because of the ways kids talk. Now the school is having their ass sued off for that. Just thought I'd share.

Those teachers are not only incredibly rude for saying that... but stupid. You'd think a fully grown adult who's supposed to be intellegent enough to teach children would know that you can get mono many different ways and not all are from doing "dirty" things... and sex isn't even the normal assumption. It's the "kissing disease", for god's sake... not an STD.

Oy.

Today was among THE most fucked up days of my life. Goodnight.

Ditto. Except I haven't gone to bed yet. I want to jump up and down and cry and swear and laugh. Oh god.

I'm never doing something unadvisable ever ever again.

my dad left some flourescent lights with metal siding on the floor of our basement. they've been there for a while, but this morning my mom hit her foot on the metal and cut her toe pretty bad. luckily there's a walk-in clinic near my house, and we got there and she got steristrips on her toe. she's fine now, but it gave both of us a shock. i was really scared.

Woo! I put 5 bucks on Afleet Alex to win the Belmont and it won! So I get about 11 dollars.

So, today I took a nap. Which is unusual for me since I never take afternoon naps.

i had a nap today too.

So we all know that I had a real tshirt fetish for a while there, eh?

*opening new Alternative Press, finding a page filled with tshirts, and spying one cleverly labelled, "I <3 Handjobs"*

Me: Wow, that's charming.
Mom: Huh, so you don't want one?
Me: WTF!!!!
Mom: ...the.. tshirt?
Me:
Mom: ...JOSHUA.
Me:

AWKWARD.

I'm helping write a book. It's about flying.

THE JOYS OF WARPING
A Hallmarc Production

This book provides you with some big life lessons you can learn while using flight as your vehicle thru which you come to terms with the ever changing world around you and finding your place in it all.

Dedicated to Young Alex, the student I’ve kept in touch with the most… have a good one, little one.

Ch. 1 - Dealing with modesty
Ch. 2 – Changing the world one life at a time
Ch. 3 – The art of denial
Ch. 4 – Pulling your students’ head out of the sand (read: gaining the upper hand)
Ch. 5 – Dressing the part
Ch. 6 – The law of intensity; remembering through vivid or dramatic experiences
Ch. 7 – Dealing with egos as big as your own
Ch. 8 – Walking the walk, talking the talk (the sociolinguistics variables in aviations...the registers we use to identify ourselves as that frat house of pilots)
Ch. 9 - COLOUR PHOTO INSERT (example: In front of house with magnolia tree, circa 1939)
Ch. 10 – Passing the torch
Ch. 11 – What is reality anyway?
Ch. 12 – Life, the universe, and everything
Ch. 13 – How to reference material enough to convey the message without having to pay royalties
Ch. 14 – How to spoiler a good day
Ch. 15 –How to be charming enough to get away with puns
Ch. 16 – How to life your spirit and stop being a drag by thrusting through life as if you were weightless, OR, How to maintain equilibrium in life
Ch. 17 – Making every day a CAVOK day
Ch. 18 – CFIT: Going out with a bang

I really wish I could fly.

You could take some flying lessons. Or get a commercial pilot license you'd still be up in the air flying.

Verrrrry expensive and time consuming.

Well if he had a commercial pilot license he could become a pilot.

I don't want to fly drunken tourists around.