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J-Neli wrote:How tall are you Matt?

I'm around 5'9". I'm fairly certain that a high metabolism, coupled with a very low calorie intake is what keeps me from gaining weight. I do a lot of walking at work. I also do a lot of lifting. I eat a very small meal on my lunch break, usually fruit and ice cream. I can't eat a lot at night because it makes me sick if I do. I try to eat a large breakfast in the morning before I go to bed to try and retain a little weight. I would like to gain some muscle mass, particularly in my chest and arms. I hated lifting weights for wrestling in high school. I could never lift a lot for upper body, but I could squat around 255 lbs. max. I always preferred cardio workouts.

Claire, Joey, and Bethany you are all gorgeous and have very nice figures. Seriously, when I say the CMettes are beautiful ladies, I speak the truth.

Which is why girls generally despise men. They're all corrupt.

We're not all bad.

xjsb125 wrote:

J-Neli wrote:How tall are you Matt?

I'm around 5'9". I'm fairly certain that a high metabolism, coupled with a very low calorie intake is what keeps me from gaining weight. I do a lot of walking at work. I also do a lot of lifting. I eat a very small meal on my lunch break, usually fruit and ice cream. I can't eat a lot at night because it makes me sick if I do. I try to eat a large breakfast in the morning before I go to bed to try and retain a little weight. I would like to gain some muscle mass, particularly in my chest and arms. I hated lifting weights for wrestling in high school. I could never lift a lot for upper body, but I could squat around 255 lbs. max. I always preferred cardio workouts.

Claire, Joey, and Bethany you are all gorgeous and have very nice figures. Seriously, when I say the CMettes are beautiful ladies, I speak the truth.

overnighting at wal-mart is hardcore though, i lost around 15 pounds while i was doing that for 3 months. my days consisted of going to work at 10PM, eating ocasionally at lunch, going home at 7AM, sleeping till 5 so my whole day was shot, wake up eat big, then get ready for work again. thus, i only lasted 3 months.

i was only kidding cass, i'd never trade in my car. or the misses

Bandalero wrote:that's why guys trade in the car and the wife for newer models.

See, to you, this is a funny joke. To girls, it's horribly horribly depressing.

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nikki4982 wrote:

Rusty wrote:nikki....pot belly...

It's true. Compared to how it used to be, it's horrible. Some of the pictures from the UCMMU make me cringe.

But....but....how skinny were you before the UCMMU?!?!?! You aren't fat at all, you're a nice weight, don't lose any. I'll never understand why girls always think they need to lose weight when they don't.

Oh, I know I'm not fat. Don't worry, I'm not that dilusional. But my tummy doesn't match the rest of my scrawny body.

I think that I am by far teh smallest CMer though.

nikki4982 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:that's why guys trade in the car and the wife for newer models.

See, to you, this is a funny joke. To girls, it's horribly horribly depressing.

aw man. my bad. (highlight last post after last period.)

Also, Kermit... I dunno. A lot of the guys are rail thin. It's really hard to say who's the smallest.

im a lardass

You are not.

yes i am
you heard the story
i read it on the internet
therefore its true

ugh.



those eggs are kicking my ass right now.

Dr. Hobo wrote:yes i am
you heard the story
i read it on the internet
therefore its true

<nam_kablam> you're fat online
<nam_kablam> everyone is
<sandnippy> good point

my point exactly
im a lardass
nam agrees

I'll never understand why girls always think they need to lose weight when they don't.

Because boys' actions speak louder than their words.

Ahh, so true, so true.

Not to mention society's throwing stick thin girls in our faces at all times.

Seriously, boys, watch tv and instead of drooling over the hot girls, pay attention to how many really pretty, really thin girls are on tv. Then try to count how many normal looking ones there are. THEN, just for a kicker (not to really prove this point, but just because it sucks because it's such a double standard), do the same for guys.

^:nod:

I used to think that was such a cop out. But it's really true. On tv they'll say oh this person has curves. Curves? Only if your bones are curvy.