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can't say i have.

have you ever been at work when you really wanted to be at home sleeping?

no!

have you ever lied to make yourself look like a better worker?

no

have you ever wished nikki was here less often?

yes! but only so we could make fun of her


have you ever wanted to jump Bob Barker's bones?

haha, Nikki smells bad and can't read this

Aboslutely not.

Have you ever wanted to rip out a professor/teachers eyeballs?

yup.

have you ever?

No. But I have actually had a screaming argument in front of an entire classroom with one professor.

Have you ever sat down to do your homework, couldn't find the link you need, so you spend all your time on the cm instead?

me?? NEVER.

have you ever sat down to do homework and fallen asleep?

Yup


Bacon?

no thanks.

have you ever found a simple solution for complex ideas?

Yep

Have you ever wished everyone you know would stop turning out to be engineers?

nope.

have you ever wanted to be an engineer?

Nope!

Have you ever wanted to do an engineer?

nope!

have you ever done an engineer?

Yup!

Have you ever BUILT an engineer?!

yup!

have you ever dismantled an engineer?

Nope.

Have you ever dismantled an atomic bomb?

yes.

have you ever done this:

Yup I have

Have you ever laughed at someone doing that.

nope.

have you ever done this: