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Neil down and obey.. wrote: dude, get rid of the monkey and maybe Neil will listen to what you have to say about the PS2


and I mean ACTUALLY listen haha

but I like the monkey!

Random Name wrote:k, no.

what can you expect from a glazed ham player though.

Xbox: ALLLLL THE FIXINGS!

PS2: Indigestion

THE MONKEY ROCKS MY SOCKS. DON'T DISS THE MONKEY.

JUST KEEP THE MONKEY OUT OF IT OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The monkey blows monkey......


I'm gonna take your monkey, shine it up really nice.....and stick it up Christina's ass.

Som why is the X-Box so grreat then?

Oh, and I'm gonna go home tonite, and play some final fantasy 3 on my SNES Emulator because it kicks ass

Dr. J wrote:Som why is the X-Box so grreat then?

No, my boy, it's not a question of whay is the Xbox so great. It's a question of why do the other consoles have to suck so badly and the Xbox IS so great?

Follow me.....

I just can't explain in less than 1000 words what makes all the consoles suck so badly.

At least none of the other consoles are hams.

Neil down and obey.. wrote:

Dr. J wrote:Som why is the X-Box so grreat then?

No, my boy, it's not a question of whay is the Xbox so great. It's a question of why do the other consoles have to suck so badly and the Xbox IS so great?

Follow me.....

I just can't explain in less than 1000 words what makes all the consoles suck so badly.

give it a try

I told you......they are indigestion. Makes a person nautious.

I almost feel bad for anybody who has not been able to play an Xbox.

Wait, you two have probably never played one, have you??? That's why you're both partial because you two have no room to talk.

Damn....all this bs'ing and Neil took THIS long to figure it out.

okay. If I never played it...how do you think I came to the conclusion that its a ham?



The question is, can you play Quidditch on the ham?

No I havent played one.

I almost bought one though

Quidditch, yes you can and that game is horribly whack.


You've never played the Xbox......I'm sorry, I really am. You're missing out.

Naw, I don't think so.

And I got Quidditch

YOUR NOT MISSING OUT ON THE HAM!!! SERIOUSLY.

If you want to play it, go to your local grocery store and pick up a glazed ham and play that. It'll be cheaper then actually buying one.

and for having Quidditch

Neil down and obey.. wrote:The new Zelda DOES look kick ass..........but Nintendo is gonna need to literally pull that horse outta their ASS if they wanna be on top again.

The Gay-cube was such a horrible disappointment unless you're 8 years old.

Metroid and Starfox do look bitchin, though....

A dissapointment? No way. Their games may be more geared towards a younger audience but that in no way makes the games worse. What Nintendo lacks in its adult department it makes up for with pure originality.Besides there are quite a few adult games for the cube that people seem to be forgeting about. The Resident Evil series, Metal Gear Solid, Metriod Prime, and Eternal Darkness to name a few.

Neil down and obey.. wrote:Quidditch, yes you can and that game is horribly whack.


You've never played the Xbox......I'm sorry, I really am. You're missing out.

My only problem with Xbox is its complete lack of exclusive games. Sure they have a few and the ones they do have a great but other than that they got nothing. Now before you go hammering on me for X-box hating, let me tell you that i'm buying one soon simply so I can play Halo 2 as well as Street Fighter online.