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Posted: 8/12/2006, 1:41 pm
by Sonya
dear new job.
i like you but i'm terrified of you. please help. somehow. because i don't know what i'm doing exactly. and it makes me nervous. incredibly nervous.
thank you.
sonya.
Posted: 8/12/2006, 8:09 pm
by AlyssWonders
Deatr Jackass,
Thank you for not being a jackass anymore.
Love,
Cas
P.S. yes I realize this isn't an angry email but I am so gosh darn happy I just didn't know what else to do!
Posted: 8/12/2006, 11:17 pm
by Rusty
Dear crowd surfer,
Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.
Still way to pumped to be really angry,
Russell.
Posted: 8/12/2006, 11:50 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
the trick is to pull their shoes off
or grab them and pull them to the ground
really, both are fun to do
Posted: 8/13/2006, 12:19 am
by Rusty
Well I wasn't expecting him, I was trying to hold the crowd off because these two small girls were gonna be crushed, so I was holding people back. Then I look over and a guy is crowd surfing up from behind me, then he kicked me in the head.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 12:39 am
by Lando
I'm a huge asshole when it comes to crowd surfers. If I think the guy is too big to be surfing, I will literally slam him to the pavement... It's dangerous, but so is breaking people's necks if you weigh like 180 lbs.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 3:54 am
by laurel
dear msn,
please fix yourself so i can properly converse.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 7:08 am
by AlyssWonders
laurel wrote:dear msn,
please fix yourself so i can properly converse.
seconded! my contact list disappeared again

Posted: 8/13/2006, 12:14 pm
by Sonya
Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,
Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.
Still way to pumped to be really angry,
Russell.
i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 3:18 pm
by Lando
laurel wrote:dear msn,
please fix yourself so i can properly converse.
I thought it was working great!
Words like poop were said after all.
And a more foul version of poop, the word SHIT even.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 3:28 pm
by laurel
hey, it made it work more than once...or once. but still. if it works once, that means it will work again. you don't know how many times i was screaming shit.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:20 pm
by half jill
Sonya wrote:Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,
Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.
Still way to pumped to be really angry,
Russell.
i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.
see the trick is to surround yourself with tall guys, so when surfers come you just duck..and if you fall, they'll help you out.
i
did get kicked in the face, but it usually works pretty well.
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:39 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
Lando wrote:laurel wrote:dear msn,
please fix yourself so i can properly converse.
I thought it was working great!
Words like poop were said after all.
And a more foul version of poop, the word SHIT even.
my god, do some people have no class
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:41 pm
by laurel
speaking of class, did you by any chance receive a classy email last night, joe?
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:43 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
i think i did
penis
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:44 pm
by laurel
love always!
Posted: 8/13/2006, 4:46 pm
by Gimme_Shelter
it was appreciated
Posted: 8/13/2006, 9:36 pm
by Rusty
half jill wrote:Sonya wrote:Rusty wrote:Dear crowd surfer,
Thank you for kicking me in the head, You idiot.
Still way to pumped to be really angry,
Russell.
i still have a bruise on top of my forehead from bodysurfers back from FoxFest on canada day. fucking assholes.
see the trick is to surround yourself with tall guys, so when surfers come you just duck..and if you fall, they'll help you out.
i
did get kicked in the face, but it usually works pretty well.
But I am the tall guy!
Posted: 8/14/2006, 1:44 am
by Lando
Gimme_Shelter wrote:it was appreciated
Yeah she hat a little too much to drink methinks.
Posted: 8/15/2006, 10:53 pm
by saman
dear edmonton,
quit being the home of such awesome people. you're making me feel unhappy about the fact that i'm in saskatoon, which was until very recently the only place that i wanted to be in.
love forever,
saman