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LMAO, that is odd.

Fucking WWE fired Matt Hardy for no fucking reason.

First the guy needs total reconstructive knee surgery. Ok, so he's out of the ring for 6 months, that's bad enough.

Next, he's closing in on a full recovery, being medically cleared to wrestle, and what happens? The wife of one of his best friends reports that said friend is fucking around with his girlfriend.

Rumours start on the wrestling news sites, so Hardy, being the stand up, fan-friendly guy that he is, clears everything up on his own website for the fans.

What happens?

Adam fucking feces Copeland (Edge) gets a title shot, Amy dumbass Dumas (Lita) is back on TV and Matt Hardy is fucking fired 'to avoid backstage tension'.

Fuck you, WWE. TNA is going to kick you in the fucking balls when they get a TV deal, and Matt Hardy is going to be right there with them getting the push he deserves.

He'll never rise past mid-card status, and his character was stale. But I met him and his brother once and they were absolutely two of the nicest guys.

If Jeff can get a shot at the title in TNA, Matt can.

Matt may not be brilliance on the mic, but neither is AJ Styles or Petey Williams and it's not like they have to job to every big guy every week.

TNA = Push, and for TNA, the Hardys = Money

Ahhhh

I remember when the Hardy's had their first ladder match.



twas sooo goood

i don't want to do anything. but i don't want to do nothing.

Chanandler Bong wrote:Ahhhh

I remember when the Hardy's had their first ladder match.



twas sooo goood

I know, No Mercy '99. Brilliance.

You know, people can bag on them all they want for not having mic skills or being average in the ring or what, but when it comes down to gimmick matches like ladder or TLC, the Hardys pull off the spots and get the pops.

They risk their lives out there and I've got so much respect for them for it.

i saw a girl on a bike get hit by a car today. and she wasn't wearing a helmet.

was she badly hurt?

i think my job is moving to north carolina

Hope wrote::freak: was she badly hurt?

i don't think so. it looked pretty bad though. she flew up in the air and landed on her back with her head a freakin' millimeter away from the curb and her bike all twisted up in her legs on top of her. some guy ran over and pried the bike off of her though and she proceded to get up and shake herself off. so, she looked ok, just in some crazy shock. she was damn lucky.

Oh em gee, that is fucking scary. Montreal drivers are teh crazy. I almost got hit by a car that was rearended at a red light a couple months ago, and nearly runover by a nutjob in a pickup going through red at a 100 kmh before some time before that.

ihatethunderbay wrote:

Chanandler Bong wrote:Ahhhh

I remember when the Hardy's had their first ladder match.



twas sooo goood

I know, No Mercy '99. Brilliance.

You know, people can bag on them all they want for not having mic skills or being average in the ring or what, but when it comes down to gimmick matches like ladder or TLC, the Hardys pull off the spots and get the pops.

They risk their lives out there and I've got so much respect for them for it.

I agree with you whole heartidly.

Mtl drivers are horrible

moose jaw drivers are worse.
*mutters*
i hate moose jaw. their superstore is beige! who has a beige superstore?? they're supposed to be green...

do moose jaw drivers go 140 (atleast) on an on-ramp with a blind entry onto a busy highway?
oh and i forgot to mention our van was sorta blocking the fucktard so he just scooted on over into the shoulder and honked at us for not driving at excessive speeds
scared the shit out of us (we had a van.. it didnt go THAT fast...)

no, the problem is they don't drive that fast. i swear they drive in negative speeds.

i've heard mtl drivers are bad because of their excess speeds. i think small town sk drivers are bad because of their complete lack of speed.

wtf is mtl driver?

i *think* we're talking about montreal drivers.
i also think there's a chance i'm wrong.

montreal drivers