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Posted: **4/1/2005, 2:52 pm**

That's easy.

Ask to use the bathroom, and sneak in.

Posted: **4/1/2005, 6:05 pm**

i don't think i've ever seen a movie alone :wtf:

Posted: **4/1/2005, 6:35 pm**

Me neither.

Ugh, I am driving all the way home for my brother's birthday dinner. And then next weekend I have to go scout out the new school, and the next weekend is finals, and then I'm done! Stupid friggin'.........!

But I did get gas money from my phys prof, woot!

Posted: **4/1/2005, 7:06 pm**

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the finest bullshit to ever act as a conclusion paragraph:

"A direct comparison of MacKinnon’s and Tisdale’s vastly differing approaches to the issue of pornography and the oppression of women provides an effective matrix for evaluating the attitudes and considerations requiring scrutiny in this ethical dilemma. This contrast of constructivism and essentialism is best analyzed, in my opinion, by considering the ramifications of each approach and approximating their accuracy based on my personal experience of pornography as an adult female. The stagnation of oppressive cultural ideologies can only become more male-centred and stigmatic if images of female sexuality are repressed, as conservative feminism suggests. In order to fairly deal with the situation and provide women with liberation from male-dominated constructs of female sexuality, it is necessary to put women in positions of authority and power in the production and distribution of pornographic material. Perhaps, then, women will be able to enjoy pornography as men do, without that lingering feeling that we are somehow obligated to feel uncomfortable by what we are seeing."

Posted: **4/1/2005, 7:20 pm**

so today all four of the april fools pranks we'd planned, even the massive one involving 75 people, fucked up and none of them worked.
oh well. there's always next year