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omg
it's totally unnecessary to say, but have fun.

i'm so jealous.

Well I seem to be adjusting well in my new store. I feel like I am getting along well with everyone, and have managed to not fall asleep on my way home in the mornings. Also, I am smitten with the stationery department manager. She is gorgeous, and as luck would have it she is originally from Virginia. She has a bachelor's degree in advertising from the University of Tennessee. I'm sleepy.

So... I just caught a couple minutes of The Price Is Right... the prize this guy was playing for was some cooking equipment (looked like pots and pans or something), a rocking chair, and a banjo. That's right. A banjo. I've never seen someone on The Price Is Right look so disappointed when that curtain was drawn. I felt like I was watching Let's Make A Deal, and the dude got the booby prize.

yeah, i love how they got that one bad ass showcase with trips and cars, and fast women, and money and then they got the other one with dinnerware, rugs, a cabinet, and of course, a years supply of libby's.

Mechanical Thought wrote:Just dropped by to say gooydbye to you all

I'm off to Greece! Have a wonderful ten days!

I'm going May 6th!

Bandalero wrote:yeah, i love how they got that one bad ass showcase with trips and cars, and fast women, and money and then they got the other one with dinnerware, rugs, a cabinet, and of course, a years supply of libby's.

Last week I was watching one where both of the prizes were awesome. One was a trip, a car and a tv, the other was a trip, a sports car, and a home gym thing. Both prizes were over like 30,000$.

sorry for the double post...

tonight I get to be in the audience for a taping of Royal Canadian Air Farce! My girlfriend works for the show and she got me a ticket for tonight's taping.

i am mad and hungry.

the school closed down all the food places like at 4, without telling anyone and before the dinner rush. i haven't eaten since 11am. and i will only get home at 10pm. me so hungee.

awwwww. I'd bring you some peanut butter cookies if I could.

Has anyone noticed how Hillary Duff withered away into another Mary Kate Olsen?

happeningfish wrote:

Mechanical Thought wrote:Just dropped by to say gooydbye to you all

I'm off to Greece! Have a wonderful ten days!

I'm going May 6th!

i'm going to new york may 11th. does that count?

ahhh dom everytime i see your username it freaks me out
so which half are you?

the better half.

there is no better half!


apparently my typing is louder than my brother's game!

well then.
uh, i guess i'm dead or something.

er. oh. uhhm...damn.

so today i presented my speech on vegetarianism.
as soon as i told the class what i was doing, they got into a huge discussion. heh.

kid in class: "we have to eat meat!"
me: "uh, no. you really don't"
same kid in class: "well it says it in the bible..that we're suppose to."
me: ":wtf:"
same kid in class:"mr.buzzelli, doesn't it?"
teacher: "uhh, i can't say it does"
same kid: "well, i know it says it somewhere!"



and after i presented it..the class had a discussion.
and someone told me, "your speech was very convincing! ..well, almost"
aw

weirdos

So I discover that there's free beer in the common room and by the time I make it down the stairs (1 flight) they're OUT.
YARGH!

ahhhhhhhh my hand is crazy itchy