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yes?




no?

Hell Yeah!!


hoo hah?

yup.

have you ever hated the taste of wine?

yes.

Have you struggled at something?

always.

have you ever poked someone in the eye with a pen?

quite a few times.

have you ever lipsynched to a shitty, Britney-ish song in your underwear?

No..... ofcourse not...

Have you ever not wanted to wear underwear?

yes,

so i didnt

have you ever celery?

dream in japanese wrote:yup.

have you ever hated the taste of wine?

have you ever drank til you were blind?

no

have you ever stabbed yourself in the eye with a coathanger?

Probably

Have you ever poured yourself the stiffest drink your stomach could stand and convinced yourself to lay back down again?

nope

have you ever quoted condor?

Nope

Have you ever gone back and forth forever?

Nope

Have you ever gone back and forth for a lesser time period?

I'm doing it as we speak... I think...

Have you ever been on one of those tilt a whirl things that makes you throw up afterwards because you spin so much, only to wake up and find it was all just a dream sequence, and in fact you were okay, in your bedroom, sleeping on your joey Lawrence sheets, and your tv is playing an episode of "Whose the Boss?" where Mona and Angela have a big fight because Mona wants to sleep with Angela's new boyfriend?

No.

Have you ever thought Jim was an overdetailed weirdo?

no
have you ever been ignored by alexxx?

no.

have you ever been so excited about seeing condor tomorrow?

no

have you ever wanted to draw abs on your stomach, and then walk around with no shirt on just to get some attention?

yes

have you ever tried to eat a donut whole and wound up gagging because you stuck it in your mouth at the wrong angle?