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This is an emergency
They shot down in the dark
They did it cause it paid a fee
Now there’s nothing to die for
All the kids from miles around
Are fools in paradise
Don’t know about the pirate sound
So the scene is an eyesore

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do

a pain in the neck and an iq of three!!!

never had time to read this whole thread so if someone else has already posted this... im about to look very stupid .

Muse - Citizen Erased

Break me in,
Teach us to cheat
And to lie, cover up
What shouldn't be shared?
All the truth unwinding
Scraping away
At my mind
Please stop asking me to describe

For one moment
I wish you'd hold your stage
With no feelings at all
Open minded
I'm sure I used to be so free

Self expressed, exhausting for all
To see and to be
What you want and what you need
The truth unwinding
Scraping away
At my mind
Please stop asking me to describe

Wash me away
Clean your body of me
Erase all the memories
They will only bring us pain
And I've seen all I'll ever need

i'll make a shoehorn outta your shin.
i'll make a lampshade of durable skin
and oh, don't you know that i'm always feeling able
when i'm sittin home and i'm carvin out your navel
i'm just a'sittin here carvin out your navel.

and when will i realize that this skin
i'm in
hey, it isn't mine.
and when will the kill me to much meat for me to hide...on.

hey, i could really use a couple of hands
to complete one hell of a plantstand
oh, don't you know that i'm caught
here in the middle
making ribcages into coffee tables.
i'm just makin em into coffee tables.

and when will i realize
that this skin i'm in
hey, it isn't mine.
and when will the thrill be too much meat for me to find anymore

oh, because
you know i can't hide
but oh how hard i try
but this is just the shape i'm in,
oh yeah
and though you know i can't hide
but oh how hard i try
but this is just the shape i'm in

Blind Melon - Skinned

Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo,
we've got a friendly warning for you.
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis,
the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis.

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke.
We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm.
It could easily happen again to you folks.
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut,
Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt.



Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Glurmo: "Nothing!"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"




Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
Life isn't fair, its sad but its true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are stiff as a tree

What do you do when you're stuck in a chair?
Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
What do you think of the one you call God?
Isn't his absence slightly odd?
Maybe he's forgotten you

Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Count yourself lucky your not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
Or into chumba wumba gobbledy glue

Then I woke, seven whole days gone
The sunrise is perfect
Taking aim, changing colours while it burns
It made my stomach turn
It made me quite unsure
A lesser diamond on a road with no horizon
Then it comes
I'm stardust

When a day hasn't been torture let me know
I'll find a way up
Celebrate, then wake up on the ground
I may define disturbed
A mental village burned
Connect to silence, say a prayer, let go of the rope
Then let it come

Now I'm done
And I know because it hurts
In all ways, in other words
I am a passenger
A dream that's over

I'll let your wild ocean hold my light
While you're quite broken, it's alright
I'll let your emotion roll my eyes
If not I apologize

Now I'm done
For once in my life I hurt
A slow train has overturned
And I am a passenger
A dream that's over

I'll let your wild ocean hold my light
While you're quite broken, it's alright
I'll let your emotion roll my eyes
If not I apologize

But I'm stardust
I'm stardust

Poppin’, sockin’, rockin’ puttin’ a side of hip-hop
Because where we’re goin’ there ain’t no stoppin’
Poppin’, sockin’, puttin’ a side of hip-hop
Because where we’re goin’ there ain’t no stoppin’
Poppin’, sockin’, rockin’ puttin’ a side of hip-hop
’cause we’re poppin’, sockin’, rockin’ puttin’ a side of hip-hop
Poppin’, sockin’, rockin’ puttin’ a side of hip-hop

We’re the renegades of funk
We’re the renegades of funk
We’re the renegades of funk
We’re the renegades of funk

We’re teachers of the funk
And not of empty popping
We’re blessed with the force and the sight of electronics
With the bass, and the treble the horns and our vocals
’cause everytime I pop into the beat we get fresh

There was a time when our music
Was something called the bay street beat
People would gather from all around
To get down to the big sound
You had to be a renegade in those days
To take a man to the dance floor

Say jam sucker
Say jam sucker
Say groove sucker
Say groove sucker
Say dance sucker
Say dance sucker
Now move sucker
Now move sucker

Axtech wrote:Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Glurmo: "Nothing!"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"

Farnsworth: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
Farnsworth: "Tell them I hate them!"

Are you afraid, afraid of the trut
In the mirror staring back at you
The image is cracked but so is the view here
And the strenght of a tree begins in the roots
That I tend to bury into you
At least now the storm can't blow me away
So crawl inside my head with me
I'll show you how it feels to be
To blame like me
Should I be afraid of this face that I see
In the mirror staring back at me
So cold were the days when I listened to you
And you say that I'm weak so show me the proff
Cause I still exist inspite of you
But I won't compete with you everyday
So crawl inside my head with me
I'll show you how it feels to be
To blame like me
Schizophrenic conversations
That I'm always having with myself
I hear these voices in my head competing
Maybe I could use a little help
I still have schizophrenic conversations
When there's no one else around to hear
I long for solitude and peace within me
Void of all the anger and the fear
So crawl inside my head with me
I'll show you how it feels to be
Fucked up like me
I'll show you how it feels to be
To blame like me
Ashamed like me

Staind - Schizophrenic Conversations

Summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me - I met a boy, cute as can be
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more, like, does he have a car?

She swam by me, she got a cramp - he went by me, got my suit damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned - he showed off, splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

Took her bowlin' in the Arcade - we went strollin', drank lemonade
We made out under the dock - we stayed out until ten o'clock
Summer fling don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, but you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more, cause he sounds like a drag

He got friendly, holdin' my hand - well she got friendly, down in the
sand
He was sweet, just turned eighteen - well she was good, you know what I
mean
Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more, how much dough did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more, could she get me a friend?

It turned colder, that's where it ends - so I told her we'd still be
friends
Then we made our true love vow - wonder what she's doin' now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams, but oh, those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more.

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Cancel the wedding, renounce all the vows
I shall suck on those kisses, ride on a cow
to the monastery high over there in the clouds
silent for 25 years.

I saw you collide with the history teacher,
watch fingertips brush over coffee and Nietzsche
if he is your type who am I to beseech you
to stay here for 25 years?

You tell him I cared, you say I was earthy;
steadfast and honest, but not really worthy.
See how I feel when you’re bleeding for mercy,
maybe in 25 years.

There’s stones in my heart, there’s a lump in my throat.
Sparrows sent for the misfit a dime for his goat.
I’ll love you and leave you my favourite goat,
Had it for 25 years.


Black curtains, wish me well.
Black curtains, wish me well.


The Tear Garden - blAck curtAins

You're such an inspiration for the ways
That I'll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you
F*ck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why

It's not like you killed someone
It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you
Broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

Oh so many many ways for me to show you
How your dogma has abandoned you
Pray to your Christ, to your god
Never taste of the fruit
Never stray, never break
Never---choke on a lie
Even though he's the one who did this to you
You never thought to question why

Not like you killed someone
It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side
Talk to Jesus Christ
As if he knows the reasons why
He did it all for you
Did it all for you
He did it all for you




a perfect circle - judith...

all in all, it's no one's fault
excuses turn to carbon walls
blame it all on chemical intercourse
the swallowed seeds of arrogance
breeding in the thoughts of ten thousand fools that fight irreverance
the full moon is dead skin
the one down here's wearing thin
so set are the ten pins as the human tide rolls in
like a ball that's spinning
bombs dropping down
overhead, underground
it's instilled...to wanna live
bombs dropping down, please forgive
our hometown in our insignificance
turn the jukebox up he said
dancing in irreverance
play c3, let the song protest
the plates began to shift
perfect lefts come rolling in
i was alone and far away, hey..
when i heard the band start playin'
on the lip...late take off
bombs dropping down
overhead, underground
it's instilled...to wanna live
bombs dropping down, please forgive
our hometown in our insignificance
feel like resonance of distance
in the blood...the iron lies
it's instilled...
to wanna live
bombs dropping down, please forgive
our hometown in our insignificance
oh in our insignificance

I'm sick, you're tired, let's dance
Break to love make lust I know it isn't
I'm sick, you're tired, let's dance
Cold as numbers but let's dance

As though it were easy for you to lead me
I could be passive gracefully

Half the horizon's gone for a skyline of numbers
Half the horizon's gone we're working the numbers
'till I'm sick

Sleep don't pacify us until
Daybreak sky lights up the grid we live in
Dizzy when we talk so fast
Fields of numbers streaming past

I wish we were farmers, I wish we knew how
To grow sweet potatoes and milk cows

I wish we were lovers, but its for the best

Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Where is the love?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Who here is in line for a raise?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Where is the love?
Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost,
Who put these bodies between us?

Metric - Calculation (Theme)

im sick, youre tired, lets dance (dance, dance, dance)

Steve Burns - Mighty Little Man

A tired man in his chair
He doesn't move he only stares
At the machine across the room
There's nothing there it's not getting through
He shakes his head
Finally stands up
Throws his hands up
In the air

A blinding flash across the room
A sudden crash
A sonic boom changes everything he knew
It's everything he's never seen
The biggest deal there's ever been
Described in light upon the screen
It said

Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a Mighty Little Man
I am a Mighty Little Man
I am a Mighty Little Man

From way up here you can't look down
As of now there is no ground
The microscope is turned around
Don't be alarmed don't make a fuss
He's still like you he's one of us
and he'll come back before too long

He takes a breath and clears his mind
Grabs his coat and steps outside
An empty street there's no one there
He lifts himself into the air
A billion thoughts expressed as one
Etched in words
Across the sun
It said

Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a Mighty Little Man

Nobody else is stronger than I am
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero
I am a Mighty Little Man
I am a Mighty Little Man

Nobody else is stronger than I am (I am a mighty little man)
Yesterday I moved a mountain
I bet I could be your hero (I am a mighty little man)
I am a mighty little man

Nobody else is stronger than I am (I am a mighty little man)
Yesterday I moved a mountain (I am a mighty little man)
I bet I could be your hero (I am a mighty little man)
I am a mighty little man

Nobody else is stronger than I am (I am a mighty little man)
Yesterday I moved a mountain (I am a mighty little man)
I bet I could be your hero (I am a mighty little man)

I am a mighty little man
I am a mighty little man

Talk to me now I'm older
Your friend told you 'cause I told her
Friday nights have been lonely
Change your plans and then phone me.

We could go and get 40s
Fuck goin' to that party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright, let's go, you convinced me.

12:51 is the time my voice
Found the words i sought...
Is it this stage I want?

The world is shutting out...for us.
We were tense for sure,
But we was confident...

Kiss me now that I'm older
I won't try to control you
Friday nights have been lonely
Take it slow but don't warn me

We'd go out and get 40s
Then we'd go to some party
Oh really, your folks are away now?
Alright I'm coming...

I'll be right there.