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mine was our commenting on a game of minesweeper we were playing.

i thought that made it special

That you're BORING, frog.

starseed_10 wrote:mine was our commenting on a game of minesweeper we were playing.

i thought that made it special

You should've totally like... let us know that's what you were talking about before posting it, then.

hey my conversation with my friends are very interesting...talking about school and... people skipping work to watch tv.

this one's amusing...

Matt : mrowwwwww
rezario007: *runs*
Matt : just come with 5 - 10 convo starters
rezario007: i can do that
Matt : and we can pull the rest outta our asses
Matt : as usual
Matt :
rezario007: should i bring a spoon?
Matt : yes
rezario007: big, small...normal
Matt : depends on ur preference/experience
rezario007: hehe experience?
rezario007: ....what do you think i do with my spoons Matthew?
rezario007: lol
Matt : lol...
rezario007: i just break down into a song with them periodically and balance them on my nose
rezario007: which isn't really some sort of amazing feat if you've seen my nose haha
Matt : ..
Matt : ur odd
Matt : but good
rezario007: yay
rezario007: that's the best compliment i've ever gotten!
Matt : yayyy
rezario007: lol. so how many songs are we going to include in our set tomorrow?
Matt : *walks away*
rezario007: ..three?
rezario007: is that three?
rezario007: we can do a duet of summer lovin!

- he seriously left the conversation at this point*

VanDeleigh Industries says:
did you get the leases?
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
yeah i got the leases
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
i got them in the mail
VanDeleigh Industries says:
no way?
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
yeah.....it was not like email..some guy delivered
VanDeleigh Industries says:
that's high class
VanDeleigh Industries says:
not like, school related though, i mean that's completely different
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
depends how you define different realy,..i mean, there are different degrees of different
VanDeleigh Industries says:
are there degrees of similar?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
cause i was thinking like, the opposite of similar
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
yeah, there are degrees of similar, but identical and opppiste only has 1 degree
VanDeleigh Industries says:
ah, i see
VanDeleigh Industries says:
what's the opposite of 12 then?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
oh, and i was wondering what the plural form of "yes" is. it's a tough call
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
well....i think that is the dummest fucking question ever.....how can yes be a plural form if yes is merely a response to a question?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
well lets say i were to ask you a question, like umm.. Does reindeer population increase exponentially?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
and you were to answer with "Yes. yes indeed"
VanDeleigh Industries says:
and i were to say "That's a lot of yeses"
VanDeleigh Industries says:
is that the politically correct way of doing it?
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
i think a better way of phrasing that would be saying, your use of the yes word is redundant
VanDeleigh Industries says:
quite possibly
VanDeleigh Industries says:
or even responding with a question like,
"If you only said yes once, would your answer not be valid?"
VanDeleigh Industries says:
and then you could go off on a tangent bitching about how the second yes was simply a cover up to hide the fact that reindeer populate themselves in negative numbers, hence the ridiculous ability to fly
VanDeleigh Industries says:
i mean, if you dont actually exist except under the laws of math, flying would be possible right?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
annnnyway, i have to take off now
VanDeleigh Industries says:
going bowling on a friday night yes!
the end of all things...the world is a vampire, she eats her kids says:
lol.....the use of that yes was redundant one might say...though from a language perspective it makes sense as your are trying to emphasize your state of excitement to participate in the act of bowling on a friday night...however, without the exclamation mark it would have made no sense and that sentence would have fallen to pieces

VanDeleigh Industries says:
hey you
Sineadie says:
hi doll, 10 minutes k?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
if you insist

****15 minutes later****

Sineadie says:
hi!
VanDeleigh Industries says:
*envelope picture*
VanDeleigh Industries says:
ENVELOPED!
VanDeleigh Industries says:
ha!
VanDeleigh Industries says:
you lose!
Sineadie says:
:'(
VanDeleigh Industries says:
i'm sorry
VanDeleigh Industries says:
no.... i'm sorry
VanDeleigh Industries says:
really sorry
VanDeleigh Industries says:
really
Sineadie says:
why?
VanDeleigh Industries says:
cause i enveloped you
VanDeleigh Industries says:
and you didnt even deserve it
Sineadie says:
I was gonna tell you a secret but NOW
VanDeleigh Industries says:
:'(

can i have my secret please?

- Jen - cigarettes and chocolate milk. says:
dare do u rmb when u promised u would smoke pot if i asked pat out

- Jen - cigarettes and chocolate milk. says:
and u wrote it out and everything

.. .. dar£ .. .. says:
yuh

.. .. dar£ .. .. says:
don't tell me you asked Pat out

- Jen - cigarettes and chocolate milk. says:
yeah does it count if he says no?

.. .. dar£ .. .. says:
=OOO

- Jen - cigarettes and chocolate milk. says:
does it?

.. .. dar£ .. .. says:
yes

.. .. dar£ .. .. says:
but you're not allowed to ask him out to spite me

- Jen - cigarettes and chocolate milk. says:
hahahah

Wait... you're forcing them to do pot?

nope
its just a
weird. thing.

I would never force my friend to smoke pot

K, good.

nikki4982 wrote:OK, new rule. Only post your AIM conversations if they're INTERESTING.

Geez guys. I read all three of those and didn't really understand a single one.

No, I refuse!

Annie:
Hi
....
....
Hidakurai:
Hi
Annie:
...was that an answer to what I said three hours ago?
Hidakurai:
Probably *was asleep*
Annie:
oh

ME: man i kickass

Not Me: I know

about nin announcing tourdates, none of which are accessible to me:

says: <----my friend marklar, who has no name
phone them

says:
and yell at them

sick girl wanna cry said break my heart and FUCK YOU says:
okay!

sick girl wanna cry said break my heart and FUCK YOU says:
i can see it now; me on the phone "is this trent reznor?" "yes...who is this?" "it's claire, and i'm PISSED OFF AT YOU!"\

says:
you should record that

sick girl wanna cry said break my heart and FUCK YOU says:
"umm....why?" "because you're a stupidhead."

sick girl wanna cry said break my heart and FUCK YOU says:
i should

sick girl wanna cry said break my heart and FUCK YOU says:
i'll do a three-way call. you can listen in while i yell

says:
yay

you're gonna call NIN?
can i have the number so i can beg them not to screw up this album?? with the olp album having no definite date, this is the only thing i have to look forward to.

yes i am. and no you can't. because they won't.

so you think the new album will suck?

the new nin album? no, it's gonna rock. that's why i won't give you their number, because they aren't going to screw it up, i know that. so no need for you to beg.

my mom seriously doesn't get that i don't feel like talking!!!

CLinth5458 (9:51:58 PM): hey missy
xoNoDoubt69 (9:52:03 PM): hi
CLinth5458 (9:52:13 PM): did u hear about all the snow
xoNoDoubt69 (9:52:20 PM): yes
CLinth5458 (9:52:48 PM): i'll tell ya i'm really starting to hate snow
xoNoDoubt69 (9:52:55 PM): yea
CLinth5458 (9:53:01 PM): did u get a ride home
xoNoDoubt69 (9:53:06 PM): yes
CLinth5458 (9:53:16 PM): thats good
CLinth5458 (9:53:30 PM): how was ure dinner on fri night
xoNoDoubt69 (9:53:39 PM): fine
CLinth5458 (9:54:15 PM): are u off from work any days during easter break
xoNoDoubt69 (9:54:31 PM): ...no
CLinth5458 (9:54:37 PM): oh ok

we seriously go thru this everydayyyyyyy