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We possessors of the peni love a good challenge.

No no no! I meant

"I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees. I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me." -Lesbian quote.

"I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees. I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me." - Nickleback

Dear Bethany and Friends,

How do you make moving Avatars?? What program should I get?

Signed,
Poetry not-so-much in motion

Dear Poetry,

That is a secret that only the all knowing, omnipotent man known as Al knows.
We do not possess that knowledge. And if did know, and we told you, we would probably have to kill you.

Saw-ry,
Bethany

Dear Bethany and Chronies:

Do you's have ANY clue why sometimes when you get sick after excessive drinking, you can get RIGHT back into drinking and you feel sooooooo much better..........but then other times no matter how many times you give your throat the 'ol "heave ho" you still feel like death???

Sincerely Yours,
Ralph Much-E-O

Dear Bethany and Friends...

I have a slight problem here. See, I just realized that I really love peanut butter. It is very delicious. I like to have it with toast for breakfast. Since I don't eat meat, this is a good protein source for me. My boyfriend is deathly allergic to peanut butter though. He says I shouldn't eat the peanut butter. What should I do? Dump my boyfriend and continue enjoying the peanut butter goodness, stop eating the peanut butter all together, or continue eating the pb and run the risk of killing my boyfriend? hmm.

yours truly,
Bet...urrrr i mean, name withheld


hehe rob's gonna shoot me if he reads this...we were joking around about this the other day.

oh my, that is quite the dilemma. peanut butter=

i know.
i'm gonna have withdrawls when i have to stop eating it.

Dear Peanut-Breathany

You've spent nearly 20 years as a female and STILL haven't learned the crucial rule of our kind?? Food > boys. Always. If he's going to kiss you, it's at his own risk. Read the contract.

Love always,
Alex

haha that was great.

yeah i am de-stickifying this thread because nobody posts in it anymore

haha you finally read my post eh?

aww it was all in good fun

Yeah, we should re-stickify this thread and get rid of that computer problem thread. It's useless.

Rufus Wainwright wrote:Yeah, we should re-stickify this thread and get rid of that computer problem thread. It's useless.

I agree

Dear Bethany and Friends,

I'm in sort of a pickle. I am losing a vote badly on the CM. I need to get as many people to vote for me, considering the spelling of my name is much better. How do I get people to vote for me?

Your friend,
Desperate Jonathon

Dear desperate,

your name is spelled incorrectly. The correct spelling is "jonathan."

you both lose.

much love,
bethany and friends

She's so right....