Things OLP would never say...

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/24/2002, 10:01 pm

^ this coming from the CONDOM thread girl?? :roll:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/25/2002, 8:21 am

I want to know what compelled Raine and Chantal to make this film. I mean, it's an independent film, so a lot of money probably wasn't involved.

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/25/2002, 9:13 am

"Buddy Hackett stole our Apples, He's an Apple Stealer"

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/25/2002, 1:30 pm

Aerindipity wrote:Wasn't it Josh (joe_canadian) who said there was Raine bum-shots? Oh, now I'm all confused!

Would I lie to you aerin? :mrgreen:

I saw most of that scene, including the masturbation bit, and then I left to do homework, but my sis kept watching and screamed something about Raine's nekkid butt. I didn't see that myself, so I dunno, sorry

Steve *waking up*: Oh shit no. Do I know you?
Bethany: Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

:evil:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/25/2002, 1:34 pm

hey!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/25/2002, 2:13 pm

Aw man. No naked bum shots. :neutral:

The question now becomes: do I pay 20 bucks for a bad movie with NO naked Raine?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/25/2002, 2:16 pm

Sorry beth, couldn't resist any longer :lol:

^ it's funny as hell to a hardcore OLPer though:

*raine masturbating* talking is just masturbating without the messs..
*fighting with the radio* throw away the radio..
*chantal finding raine's sheets messy* do you like it yeaheeyeahaa... or something :freak:

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/25/2002, 2:19 pm

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/25/2002, 2:20 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Steve *waking up*: Oh shit no. Do I know you?
Bethany: Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/25/2002, 5:25 pm

you guys are giving me a bad reputation... :mrgreen:

hehe, I'm gonna make it worse :evil:

Me: I'm going on the Maury show to prove that you are the father of my child!

Steve: "Ya'll don't know me!!!!!"

(anyone who's seen the Maury show will know what I'm talking about)

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/25/2002, 5:26 pm

That's the topic on that show EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

emily · Post by **emily** » 10/25/2002, 5:49 pm

moreover any talk show like that

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 10/25/2002, 6:18 pm

*clumsyrific* wrote:Me: I'm going on the Maury show to prove that you are the father of my child!

Steve: "Ya'll don't know me!!!!!"

Bethany, I laughed so hard at this, I had tears in my eyes! holy crap, that's good stuff. :lol:

smoking_monkey · Post by **smoking_monkey** » 10/25/2002, 6:51 pm

Xavier870 · Post by **Xavier870** » 10/25/2002, 8:52 pm

LIAM wrote:"Buddy Hackett stole our Apples, He's an Apple Stealer"

I'd be happy to replace them. I work at an apple orchard and I could get you all a discounted price. :lol:

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/25/2002, 8:55 pm

fluttergirl wrote:8O

"Gail, I hope you don't mind me thrusting my tube-sock-covered penis in your face during the next song." - Raine

Hey Susie,
When I saw Raine tonight I mentioned that to him and he didn't even remember. I told him when you walked along the crowd. it was funny.
also told him about the Maida Mafia which he thought was cool.

also guys Jeremy does not like being called JERO or POOGIE. he really hates it. He told us he wants the names eradicated. So please do not call him that anymore. Ask Kimmy and Rob, they were there when he said it.

BETH- people said Hi to Steve for you and he said to say Hi Back.
just passing messages along. :roll:

okay with Century Hotel> I saw it last year. If you want to know about Raine and Chantal's Characters here it is.
Raine plays a sort of washed up singer who is afraid to come outside. Chantal plays the maid who is also a singer/songwriter. When she comes to clean his room-he is somewaht rude to her, then invites her back in. While ceaning she is humming songs. He falls alseep with the Radio on and they have the DJ make a statement like *STOP THINKING OF THAT GIRL THAT WAY* he wakes up with his hand between his leg and makes a short of yuck sound. When she comes to clean the bed she is disgusted by the stained sheets. She is humming songs again. When she comes to clean his room again she sees he stole her music( she left it there for him) and put his name on it. He grabs her and gives her a kiss. She pulls away and tells him she wants to go outside-which he is afraid of. Oh yeah he also has a heart condition and needs medicine. he agrees to go out. When she shows up she walks over to the paino and starts playing her songs. He collapses and needs his medicine. She continues to play ingoring his cries for help. End of story.

Potato Girl · Post by **Potato Girl** » 10/25/2002, 9:03 pm

UltraViolet wrote:
fluttergirl wrote:8O

"Gail, I hope you don't mind me thrusting my tube-sock-covered penis in your face during the next song." - Raine

Hey Susie,
When I saw Raine tonight I mentioned that to him and he didn't even remember. I told him when you walked along the crowd. it was funny.
also told him about the Madia Mafia which he thought was cool.

also guys Jeremy does not like being called JERO or POOGIE. he really hates it. He told us he wants the names eradicated. So please do not call him that anymore. Ask Kimmy and Rob, they were there when he said it.

BETH- people said Hi to Steve for you and he said to say Hi Back.
just passing messages along.

He what?! You must be scarred for life. :lol:

poor you.

UltraViolet · Post by **UltraViolet** » 10/25/2002, 9:13 pm

fluttergirl wrote:8O

He what?! You must be scarred for life.

poor you.

No I am not scarred for life. But i can tell you, he gets so into shows it is funny. I just said I have two things. thanks and you did Bono Proud with the U2 song. I also said oh yeah, next time you walk among the crowd give us some waring. He said When I don't remember. I said during Hartford, OMA you walked among the crowd and stepped up. he sort of smiled.
Oh well, it was funny. Still love him. you had to see these falky girls there. The people I was with thought it was cool because I saw Raine walking out and said let's just calmy go over and not cause a scene because there were people who would cause a scen. the OMG it is Raine type.

Oh My this Girl asked Jeremy out and Jeremy said give me your number. He was joking. He said to her it is the role of the dic eyou never know. We were placing bets if he would call her or not. So I said Jeremy I am hurt, leaving me for a younger woman. he said well it was just the one night - so I siad yeah , but you just left like veryone else didn;t even give me a chance to throw you out. You didn't even make breakfest.
This is why Jeremy makes me laugh. you can kid with him. I had him say Hi to my friend in Winnipeg leave amessaage. it was funny. She is going to shit a brick when she hears it. he was hysterical.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/25/2002, 9:49 pm

UltraViolet wrote:"BETH- people said Hi to Steve for you and he said to say Hi Back.
just passing messages along.

I'm proud of my good little Mazurites.

I wanna ask him if he likes to watch U of M football. :nod:

That's my next question. :mrgreen:

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 10/26/2002, 1:28 pm

UltraViolet wrote:also told him about the Maida Mafia which he thought was cool.

You mean he didn't suspect our true purpose? Score! :mrgreen: