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Cornholio wrote:I'm eatin popcorn

Its a day later and i want some too.

oh my ... havent had popcorn in so long.... ahh... *homer* mmmm popcorn

I use Dread Head Shampoo.

No more one handed shampooing for me...

My Herbal Essence is like....malfunctioning or something.

how exactly is it malfunctioning?

Cornholio wrote:My Herbal Essence is like....malfunctioning or something.

What's that other "M" word...

mm...armolade?

X rated.

*exits*

i'm a head and shoulders guy. and a lucky brand body wash guy too.

i gotta use one of those girly plastic mesh lather builder chingaderas, but hey i'm smelling awsome when i leave the bathroom. when people go into the bathroom after i come out they come out saying "dude, it smells like reno in there" but in a good way.

Is that how you woo the ladies?

The Complete Unabridged Contents Of Alex's Fridge
- 1/4 bottle gin
- 3 eggs
- 1 small jar mayonnaise
- 1 tub margerine

Hey you can make scrambled eggs with mayonnaise on the side. You even have your drink.

Joe Cooler wrote:Is that how you woo the ladies?

by letting them use the bathroom after i've showered? no, but maybe that could work.

i'm hungeeeee

cheese would fix this completely
i could have cheese and eggs in the microwave
or even boil some of my pasta and have cheese with it
i even have a tiny can of sauce!!

DAMMIT CHEESE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

Bandalero wrote:

Joe Cooler wrote:Is that how you woo the ladies?

by letting them use the bathroom after i've showered? no, but maybe that could work.

i let them use the shower with me, i find that always works

put some butter in a pan, make buttered scrambled eggs and go to the store and buy some Kingsville bakery tortillas cause they are the closest thing to homemade you'll find.

Gimme_Shelter wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

Joe Cooler wrote:Is that how you woo the ladies?

by letting them use the bathroom after i've showered? no, but maybe that could work.

i let them use the shower with me, i find that always works

see that would work, but in that situation i've usually picked up the girl, so therefore there's no need.

Its past midnight, therefore I can post somethingabout me today that you didnt know but prolly didnt care anyway.. or somethin like that..


Today I have tried to get 100 posts before I can go to bed. Also, i have wet sheets in the washer because i am waiting for another load of laundry to be completed. I am yawning but ALAS! i cant go to bed until my sheets are dry!!! so yeah.

I can't relate... i don't even know your name, Davy..... *sb email*

superrgirll wrote:how exactly is it malfunctioning?

I'm clearly not enjoying it like the women in those commercials are.

Bandalero wrote:

Gimme_Shelter wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

Joe Cooler wrote:Is that how you woo the ladies?

by letting them use the bathroom after i've showered? no, but maybe that could work.

i let them use the shower with me, i find that always works

see that would work, but in that situation i've usually picked up the girl, so therefore there's no need.

exactly, thats why i said it ALWAYS works

and their is a need, see
you have sex with her

Today i am going to bed now.

Peace out people.

My sheets are dry

GOODNIGHT MOON!