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score it's over. she just told me to call next time. i went the whole "be quiet" route.

Cornholio wrote:My username reeks of some serious awesomness.

I respectfully disagree.

You can respectfully bite my shiney metal ass

I'm thinking of changing mine to Martie McFly. Anyone have any qualms?

Thank goodness my mommy is nice.

you should change it to the Cassinator

You wouldn't be the first to suggest it.

i think i have another sinus infection. i have to go to the doctor again next week.

7 hour concerts = being nearly deaf for a few days

Woooooooooooo!

I'm...going...to the hot tub.

I'm scared.

fluids in the hot tub are all natural.

I came back from my break today at work to find one of my co-workers digging through the trash. I watched her for a minute, and then approached her and asked her what she was doing. She told me she was getting all the receipts we had thrown away throughout the day, and taking them home to recycle them. I thought she was kidding, but sure enough she starts stuffing her pockets with receipts.

what the...

maybe she's using the reciepts to blackmale your boss.

Oh no, she's done stuff like this before. About 2 months ago I worked a shift with her, and we were taking out the garbage to the back of the building, and she had a bottle of water that she finished off while we were outside, so I told her to toss it into the garbage. She goes "nah I'm gonna run it back to the recycling bin in the lunch room"

I guess she's some kind of hardcore recycling freak or something.

i guess there are worse things to be

Hey Reno. Where's the avatar?

Yeah, at least she's not using them to steal people's identitites.

Hot tub was fun. Except for all of the girls, that were extremely ditzy. Why why WHY do guys want girls that constantly giggle?

because it makes them feel significant and in a position of power? thats what freud said about why men like dumb women

I think it's true. No matter what guys say, they want a girl that they can be better than in every coneivable way.