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Gimme_Shelter wrote:

sandsleeper wrote:i'm so tired of the falseness of social reality. we are more real here on the cm than anywhere else in the life that i know.

not me, im just as big of a bastard in real life as i am on here
happy?

It's true. He's not kidding.

sorry about my boozed bitching. thanks for putting up with me.

lando... your sig is HUGE

happeningfish wrote:

happeningfish wrote::mrgreen:

awesomundo! it's about time!

sandsleeper wrote:sorry about my boozed bitching. thanks for putting up with me.

lando... your sig is HUGE

it's usually bigger, but speaking of HUGE

I'll show you something else that's huge.

http://www.insiminore.it/img/lando66.jpg

awww, how adorable!

beethoven!

jessica is not good looking.
cass has questionable taste in women.

I suppose it's a good thing I'm not a lesbian then, eh?

I also have very strange taste in men. So...eh.

im a lesbian

i can't say i'm surprised.

I went on an adventure to get my id renewed and I think i have turned into ice. I didn't think it was as cold out as it is.

soooooooooooo cold.

okay. i need help.

taste of chaos is in like..less than a month. i have no way of getting there, other than a train/bus.

well, i checked arrow hall's site

"Take the Georgetown GO Bus or GO Train from Union Station to the Malton GO Station. From the Malton GO Station, take the tunnel walkway to the International Centre. The walkway leads into the International Centre parking lot near Hall 4."

since when does the train go north? o_0 i thought you could only go west to east.

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arrow hall is near my house...but i don't think that's being helpful

i think you would have to take mississauga transit. trying calling the venue they may know. or maybe there would be away to take a bus from oakville to mississauga, that maybe shorter.

This is why I hate guys.

This is a letter to the editor in my university newspaper:

I dread the winter semester! Not only because I am not well suited for the cold winter weather, but because of what my poor eyes have to endure everyday as I stroll around campus. I haven't been able to pinpoint the exact time of year just yet, but there comes a time when the winter coats come out and the thermostat hits a certain low point where people start letting themselves go. It's a serious case of appearance apathy that I begging the people of this university to stop. The "I hit my snooze button three times too many this morning, but still need to make my class in 10 minutes look" does nothing to increase your appeal to the opposite sex. All it dose is create a campus full of non-showering, unnattractive people with messy hair and mismatched outfits.

The next time you are contemplating why the dates haven't come as readily as they did during the fall smeester keep this in mind: the slowing down of your dating life doesn't have anything to do with the cold winter eweather, its more than likely a relction of your unattractive reflection in the mirror. Stop this appearance apathy!

Wade Whiting


I'm going to cut this out of the paper and send a copy of it to his mother. What an asshole.

PS. All the typos are his, not mine.

actually this is probabaly helpful: http://www.internationalcentre.com/main/maps.htm

yeah. i saw that.

waaait. is it near dixie mall?

I got some new olpness today :O

isnt dixie mall south of the 401?
or am i on crack?

Exactly what extraneous constant is making my life a living fucking hell?!

My doctor told me today that I'm the youngest person he's ever met with chronic heartburn. Shitfuck.

Thanks guys and also Nikki - I am jealous of the emails you seem to attract