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fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/10/2002, 2:32 pm

Bananababy wrote:wait, whenyoukissedme, what's up with you an your obsession with masturbation?

he's a guy. isn't the answer obvious?

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/10/2002, 2:33 pm

Suzie has a good point.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2002, 2:40 pm

HEY!

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/10/2002, 2:42 pm

*sigh* I'm almost done with hell day number one (Tuesdays)...and I have a story to tell you all. So, sit back, get a snack and listen.

ok. So, I'm walking to my film class, when I cross the diag. For all of you who have no idea what "the diag" is, it's this central part of campus where there's a lot of classroom buildings. I see this big tent/shelter thing, and I think so myself, "grrr! :mad:

why do we have to have some stupid political protest/bother unassuming student thing going on every single day!" Then, I see that there are four mattresses by the most central part the diag (by the "M") and there are women lying on them. The girls are wearing shrits that say, "Michigan vaginas." My reaction was :wtf:

"What the hell is going on here!?!?!" Suddenly, I almost bump into this guy, who looks me straight in the face and asks me, "would you like a free condom?" Used to annoying people wanting me to sign petitions/convert to another religion/enter a sweepstake, etc, I quickly said, "No thank you," and walked to my class. Then, it hit me. Dude! Do you know what kinds of practical jokes I could pull with a condom??? I could've played a "Jeremy!" Or, I could've done much worse!!! I could've put it in a very obvious place when my mom comes to visit and totally freak her out! :mrgreen:

*sigh* oh well. The condom guy was gone when class was over.

ok. that's the end of my story. I hope you liked it.

fluttergirl · Post by **fluttergirl** » 9/10/2002, 2:56 pm

oops, sorry Rob. :lol:

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/10/2002, 3:02 pm

defying_gravity wrote:You're not allowed to carry water!? Where do you go to school, Auschwitz?

Seems like it. It's totally rediculous.

I heard the principle talking in the hall and she was like "Oh, you can bring a water bottle into the lunch room but not if you've allready drunk out of it, because that's breaking the rules." or something stupid like that.

defying_gravity · Post by **defying_gravity** » 9/10/2002, 3:10 pm

That must be illegal.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/10/2002, 3:11 pm

Gah!

Must... Have...

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2002, 3:11 pm

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/10/2002, 3:14 pm

defying_gravity wrote:That must be illegal.

Evil water nazis.

The only way they'll let you drink bottled water is if you bring in a doctor's note saying it's completely necessary. I don't understand how we're supposed to succeed while we're passing out in the heat because there's no A/C and we're passing out because of dehydration.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/10/2002, 3:57 pm

at my school water is encouraged... everyone usually had a bottle of Dasani in their hands... I think the water machine gets refilled everyday cause so many ppl drink so much of it...

I'm in heaven... OLP in Buffalo :drool:

My friend is getting mad at me cause I'm chatting with her too excitingly
YAY!!!

committed · Post by **committed** » 9/10/2002, 4:22 pm

Bananababy wrote:wait, whenyoukissedme, what's up with you an your obsession with masturbation?

i haven't done it in over a month.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/10/2002, 4:25 pm

... top ten things we really don't need to know about...

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/10/2002, 4:40 pm

Steph dumped me....again. At least this time she made a step up from the internet to the goddamn phone. But whatever, it's all about what she wants. Not like I have feelings or anything. I hope you read this Steph, you need to open your goddamn eyes and realize that other people have feelings besides just you. You've wrecked my life for the last time. In the words of Matt Skiba, not only did you "fuck up my head," you "made for a bad lover." Good fucking bye.

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 9/10/2002, 4:47 pm

wow, ok...
Alan, I'm really sorry to hear this... but the thing I always try and remember is that in your life you're only gonna not break up with one person... the one you marry... If you felt Steph was "the one" well then I'm sorry about this, otherwise i think everything will be okay in the end.

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 9/10/2002, 5:30 pm

defying_gravity wrote:You're not allowed to carry water!? Where do you go to school, Auschwitz?

You think that's crazy? Some girl at my school got suspended for eating pizza in the hall.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2002, 5:32 pm

I'm sorry about this. I know how hard breakups can be, but I do have one question...

Why the stuff about you having feelings? If she wanted to break up with you, she has the right to do so rather than stay in a relationship that she wasn't happy with... Was it the way she did it, or what? I'm just a little confused.

the android · Post by **the android** » 9/10/2002, 5:36 pm

superrgirll wrote:
defying_gravity wrote:You're not allowed to carry water!? Where do you go to school, Auschwitz?

You think that's crazy? Some girl at my school got suspended for eating pizza in the hall.

Holy food/water nazis, batman!

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/10/2002, 5:53 pm

Axtech wrote:I'm sorry about this. I know how hard breakups can be, but I do have one question...

Why the stuff about you having feelings? If she wanted to break up with you, she has the right to do so rather than stay in a relationship that she wasn't happy with... Was it the way she did it, or what? I'm just a little confused.

Rob, only she will know what I am talking about when I say that. She did something that I'd rather not talk about, and if I were to tell you, you'd say she was selfish and inconsiderate....

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2002, 6:01 pm

In that case, I'd say just leave it off the board. When the other party also visits the board, it's just comprimising the integrity of the board. Could start something unneeded...