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Posted: 9/1/2003, 5:03 pm
by finding emo
*fully clothed val*

Posted: 9/1/2003, 5:37 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Only I get to see Val naked.

Posted: 9/1/2003, 5:46 pm
by emily
can I join in?

Posted: 9/1/2003, 5:49 pm
by finding emo
Rufus Wainwright wrote:Only I get to see Val naked.

:nod:


haha!

Posted: 9/1/2003, 9:13 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Emily, there's always a place for you in my brothel.

Posted: 9/2/2003, 12:45 am
by Henrietta
Alan's thread aka Alan's Brothel

Posted: 9/2/2003, 2:32 pm
by Clumsy7Thief
:lol:

Posted: 9/2/2003, 3:56 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Hey, is it wrong to like nubile women that have sex with me on command? I think not!

Posted: 9/2/2003, 4:03 pm
by finding emo
But I thought I was special :cry:

Posted: 9/2/2003, 4:57 pm
by Penguin Josh
Dear Bethany and friends:

I was wondering if anyone could tell me a good program that will speed up my 56k modem conection? Thanks in advance.

Slow modem user.

Posted: 9/2/2003, 5:15 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Dear Slow Boy,

I know exactly what will make your 56K connection move faster. I don't know if you've heard of this or not, but there's this thing, it's called a "cable modem" and it makes your internet move waaaay faster than the customary 56K connection. You can't really download it, as much as piss your parents off enough until they buy it, but in the end, you will personally be spending nothing at all and your computer will move faster.

~Alan

Posted: 9/2/2003, 5:36 pm
by Henrietta
Dear Bethany and Friends,

I think my neighbor may be some sort of alien or supernatural being. Just the other day, I was getting in my car, and I saw him peeking out of his garage window with fiercly glowing, red eyes. I also hear screams (not of the pleasurable nature), coming from his garage, where he seems to spend a great deal of time. He also knows every bit of trivia about Star Trek, which is the death knell in my mind. What can I do to protect my loved ones, if indeed he is a walking X-File?

Mystified in Morgan

Posted: 9/2/2003, 7:11 pm
by Penguin Josh
Dear Alan

Thanks I have to waite another month until i get a cable modem because i have to pay for at least half of the bill for it and i may be getting a job then.

Posted: 9/15/2003, 2:19 pm
by joe_canadian
Dear Bethany,

Feel better. You've got us. :)

~The CM.

Posted: 9/15/2003, 3:22 pm
by superboots
thanks :)

Posted: 10/9/2003, 4:02 am
by Lando
Dear girls, I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees. I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me.

Posted: 10/9/2003, 9:57 am
by happening fish
Dear pigface,

This may explain your trouble getting dates.

Love always,
Alex

Posted: 10/9/2003, 6:24 pm
by Lando
haha lesbians

Posted: 10/17/2003, 2:57 pm
by trentm32
lesbians RULE.

Posted: 10/17/2003, 3:09 pm
by happening fish
Leave it to guys to be the biggest fans of the chicks they'll never get any action out of :lol: