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Alberta is Jesusland.
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silly texan!

we got our b.c. bud to protect from the heat, our alberta beef to prepare our immune systems, and best of all: we're a free rider nation! we'll sit down in your backyard and just loaf there.

our invasion is one of ... nothingness! just like our foreign policy!

shoot all you like, it won't stop our apathetic advances!
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One Shot Juanita wrote:Alberta is Jesusland.


:nod:

it sucks
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Its so.. religious and conservative and shit. Its a pretty province but the politics alone keep me out.
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that's why i'm moving away. September, i'm outta here!
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You're lucky to have not grown up there though! How long did you live there, a year?
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beautiful liar wrote:silly texan!

we got our b.c. bud to protect from the heat, our alberta beef to prepare our immune systems, and best of all: we're a free rider nation! we'll sit down in your backyard and just loaf there.

our invasion is one of ... nothingness! just like our foreign policy!

shoot all you like, it won't stop our apathetic advances!


yeah, go ahead and light up, especially at night. we need those red hot cherries to spot you a mile away and take y'all out. as for immune systems, we got water so good, it's always teaming with life, and we drink it daily. i got enough single celled organisms in my system alone just to take out all of your little providence.
Whenever death may surprise us,
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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providence?? sweet. we're gods!

try messin with the gods brother.

and like i said, shoot at us in the dark. i dont mind. i figure, you're the ones that gotta deal with the bodies once their piled up. more work for you.
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sure, gods, maybe that's what you think of yourselves, but we are clearly superior to you.

and don't worry about the corpses, like i said, we'll be sending your bodies home as ground beef. :evil:
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let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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you're the one who called us gods :P

and go ahead. try.

we'll just keep on coming. :nod:
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come all you want, the sale of beef will pay for the bullets. :nod:


ok, now i'm creeping myself out. :no:
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let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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you're always creeping me out mr.ruelas.
now that the war is over
lets get it to it 8-)
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gentlemanly lover, you shan't respond?
fine, i'm off to bed
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I still don't understand what Jesusland is. :Johnathan:
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*sings* are you drinkin with me jesus? i can't see you very clear
are you drinkin with me jesus? won't you buy a friend a beer?
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Jesusland is a joke. Its like, all the George Bush supporting or similarly affiliated states and province. Since many Republicans align themselves with a particular and usually very strong faith[wrongly so imho, since they support war], it has been parodied as Jesusland.

I think Jesus would be sad, personally, to be affiliated with the Republican Party, when he was peaceful.

The joke lives on!
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beautiful liar wrote:*sings* are you drinkin with me jesus? i can't see you very clear
are you drinkin with me jesus? won't you buy a friend a beer?


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go fuck yourself.
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