Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:15 pm
tis funny 
that rocked
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Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:18 pm
that rocked
Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:26 pm
Don't have a cow, man!
Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:35 pm
Cows rule. 
Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:38 pm
moooooooooooooooooo!
i have a point to this post i swear
anyways
when nippy was a puppy (like really a puppy not like now when shes 12 and i still call her my puppy) she used to bark at cows EVERYTIME she saw them
and my dad would get mad and tell her to stop (my family is hindu and yeah cows are sacred)
and everyone else (mom, me, bro, grandma) would just giggle cuz she was so small and didnt know what to do so she just barked and at first was scared but then she got older and took up chasing ducks
that failed after a while so she took up chasing squirrels but they outsmarted her with their tree climbing
now shes just lazy and doesnt care anymore and stuff
i love her
shes like me
i have a point to this post i swear
anyways
when nippy was a puppy (like really a puppy not like now when shes 12 and i still call her my puppy) she used to bark at cows EVERYTIME she saw them
and my dad would get mad and tell her to stop (my family is hindu and yeah cows are sacred)
and everyone else (mom, me, bro, grandma) would just giggle cuz she was so small and didnt know what to do so she just barked and at first was scared but then she got older and took up chasing ducks
that failed after a while so she took up chasing squirrels but they outsmarted her with their tree climbing
now shes just lazy and doesnt care anymore and stuff
i love her
shes like me
Posted: 12/13/2004, 11:52 pm
Joey wrote:http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/
funniest movie ever
that was awesome.
but it got a song stuck in my head.
liquid meat is still murder by propaghandi
"cuz meat is still murder, dairy's still rape. and i'm no smarter than anyone but i know my mistakes. life's too short to make others shorter."
...or something.Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:18 am
One time, a baby calf was trying to attack me...in a playfull way of course.
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:19 am
That movie was SO disturbing
Oh, and cows are cute
(and tasty
)
Oh, and cows are cute
(and tasty
)Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:31 am
yes, they were tasty
i used to love my hamburger helper
and i have that propaghandi song somewhere!
i used to love my hamburger helper
and i have that propaghandi song somewhere!
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:45 am
yay!
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:48 am
hehe i love your avatar
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:49 am
thankee it took me about an hour and a half to make 
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it took me about an hour and a half to make iPosted: 12/14/2004, 2:38 am
We have lots of cows. Black angus ones, to be exact. But they only cute for a moment, and then they are just covered in shit.
Except for Bob. His mommy abandoned him and he was so skinny and weak that he was willing to let me and my horse walk right over him. Poor Bob
Except for Bob. His mommy abandoned him and he was so skinny and weak that he was willing to let me and my horse walk right over him. Poor Bob
Posted: 12/14/2004, 2:40 am
awwww poor bob
it makes me sad to go by harvey's when they keep advertising their black angus burgers .. all those little anguses
it makes me sad to go by harvey's when they keep advertising their black angus burgers .. all those little anguses
Posted: 12/14/2004, 2:43 am
"dont fool yourself billy, if a cow ever had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about"
Posted: 12/14/2004, 2:44 am
you'll see .. one day cows will take over the world and you'll all be sorry 
i will be their ring leader! muahahahahaaha
fuck i'm tired
i will be their ring leader! muahahahahaaha
fuck i'm tired
Posted: 12/14/2004, 4:08 am
you said fuck
"be"
Man... that was awesome!
Posted: 12/14/2004, 9:57 am
Cass wrote:We have lots of cows. Black angus ones, to be exact. But they only cute for a moment, and then they are just covered in shit.
That made me laugh out loud.....for some reason.... 
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:05 pm
Interesting. That reminds me of the time I was penetrating a cows anus with my hand...for some odd odd odd reason.
Posted: 12/14/2004, 12:06 pm
oh come on ... don't post shit like that, that's sick