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- nikki4982
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Cows rule. 

<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
moooooooooooooooooo!
i have a point to this post i swear
anyways
when nippy was a puppy (like really a puppy not like now when shes 12 and i still call her my puppy) she used to bark at cows EVERYTIME she saw them
and my dad would get mad and tell her to stop (my family is hindu and yeah cows are sacred)
and everyone else (mom, me, bro, grandma) would just giggle cuz she was so small and didnt know what to do so she just barked and at first was scared but then she got older and took up chasing ducks
that failed after a while so she took up chasing squirrels but they outsmarted her with their tree climbing
now shes just lazy and doesnt care anymore and stuff
i love her
shes like me

i have a point to this post i swear
anyways
when nippy was a puppy (like really a puppy not like now when shes 12 and i still call her my puppy) she used to bark at cows EVERYTIME she saw them
and my dad would get mad and tell her to stop (my family is hindu and yeah cows are sacred)
and everyone else (mom, me, bro, grandma) would just giggle cuz she was so small and didnt know what to do so she just barked and at first was scared but then she got older and took up chasing ducks
that failed after a while so she took up chasing squirrels but they outsmarted her with their tree climbing
now shes just lazy and doesnt care anymore and stuff

i love her

shes like me

go fuck yourself.
- beautiful liar
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Joey wrote:http://members.iinet.net.au/~afleay/cow/
funniest movie ever

but it got a song stuck in my head.
liquid meat is still murder by propaghandi
"cuz meat is still murder, dairy's still rape. and i'm no smarter than anyone but i know my mistakes. life's too short to make others shorter."

- happening fish
- Oskar Winner: 2006
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yes, they were tasty
i used to love my hamburger helper
and i have that propaghandi song somewhere!

i used to love my hamburger helper

and i have that propaghandi song somewhere!
♥ Joey
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- beautiful liar
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- beautiful liar
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awwww poor bob
it makes me sad to go by harvey's when they keep advertising their black angus burgers .. all those little anguses

it makes me sad to go by harvey's when they keep advertising their black angus burgers .. all those little anguses

♥ Joey
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- Gimme_Shelter
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- Joined: 5/24/2002, 1:22 am
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you'll see .. one day cows will take over the world and you'll all be sorry
i will be their ring leader! muahahahahaaha
fuck i'm tired

i will be their ring leader! muahahahahaaha
fuck i'm tired

♥ Joey
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